The Joke First-Class Blonde
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First-Class Blonde
First-Class Blonde Joke |
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What's The Joke First-Class Blonde?
A beautiful blonde woman boards a plane to L.A. with a ticket for coach. Once she boards, she chooses an empty seat in first class. The flight attendant checks her ticket and tells the woman she has to move back.
The blonde replies, "I'm young, blonde and beautiful, and I'm going to sit here all the way to L.A." Flustered, the flight attendant goes to the cockpit and informs the captain. The captain goes back and briefly whispers something into the blonde's ear. She immediately gets up, hugs the captain and rushes back to her seat in the coach section. The flight attendant asks what he said to the woman. "I just told her that the first class section isn't going to L.A." |
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