The Joke Daughter's Prayer
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Daughter's Prayer
Daughter's Prayer Joke |
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What's The Joke Daughter's Prayer?
A family was having guests to dinner. At the table, the mother turned to her six-year-old daughter and says, "Dear, would you like to say the blessing?"
"I wouldn't know what to say," shyly replies the little girl. "Just say what you hear Mommy say, sweetie." Her daughter takes a deep breath, bows her head, and solemnly says, "Dear Lord, why the hell did I invite all these people to dinner?" |
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