The Joke Southern Belle in Paris
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Southern Belle in Paris
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What's The Joke Southern Belle in Paris?
A southern girl returned home after a summer with her grandparents in Ohio. Her friends asked her what she learned on her trip. "Well, they have these men up there who like other men." "Ooh. What are they called?" "They call them gay." "What else did you learn?" "Well, they have these women who like other women." "Ooh. What are they called?" "They call them lesbians." "Did you learn anything else?" "Yes. They have these men who lick women in their most private parts." "Ooh. What do they call them?" "I don't know, but when he was done, I called him 'Precious.'"
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