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	Riddles are puzzles, consisting of text with a question to answer. Contemporary riddles typically use puns and double entendres for humorous effect; these riddles are now mostly children's humor.

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Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?

Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?

A: The vegetable garden.

Funny Riddles

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2005-07-11 | 178850

2.0 | 5977

Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN ?

2005-07-13 | 104356

2.3 | 2756

What do you call two fat men having a chat?

2006-04-19 | 78560

2.3 | 2033

A blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building

2005-07-13 | 64245

2.7 | 1624

What do you get when you cross a midget ...

2005-07-16 | 82318

2.3 | 1546

Turkey Riddle #2

2001-11-24 | 74162

1.9 | 1517

2001-11-24 | 88350

1.9 | 1405

Why was Michael Jackson grounded?

2005-07-16 | 39689

1.6 | 1209

How do you introduce yourself in French?

2005-07-15 | 42468

1.8 | 783

Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman-

2005-07-14 | 48237

2.4 | 767

Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?

2005-07-13 | 48444

2.3 | 717

Why are most Italian men named Tony?

2005-07-16 | 53187

2.4 | 670

What do you call six weeks of rain in Scotland?

2005-07-15 | 22739

1.8 | 657

What did the Chevy sat to the Ford?

2005-07-16 | 33608

2.0 | 612

Why does it get hot after baseball game?

2005-07-20 | 30928

2.4 | 601

Why do Penguins carry fish in their beaks?

2005-08-09 | 27314

2.0 | 584

How are men like UFOs?

2005-09-22 | 27609

2.4 | 569

Salt and Pepper

2002-07-05 | 43019

2.3 | 559

What do you call a grumpy cow?

2005-07-17 | 39711

2.7 | 524

Turkey Riddle #3

2001-11-24 | 55127

2.4 | 517

How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey...

2005-07-13 | 19067

1.9 | 515

Why is Mr. Potato Head jealous of Michael Jackson?

2005-07-16 | 31384

2.5 | 492

What does Ford stand for?

2005-07-16 | 26281

2.5 | 491

What do you get if you cross a midget with Dracula

2005-07-16 | 41827

2.3 | 459

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

2005-07-16 | 33149

2.3 | 452

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?

2005-07-14 | 31971

2.6 | 421

Why is brunette considered an evil color?

2005-07-14 | 25860

1.9 | 401

2002-06-22 | 70549

2.5 | 399

Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers

2005-07-29 | 19665

2.8 | 391

2001-11-24 | 47140

1.8 | 345

Why don�t you see Penguins in Britain?

2005-08-09 | 21505

2.9 | 336

Thanksgiving Dinner

2001-11-24 | 49152

1.8 | 310

Christmas Riddles

2002-07-05 | 52093

2.8 | 309

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

2005-08-09 | 21897

2.3 | 309

What do you call Arab public relations?

2005-07-15 | 32612

1.8 | 291

Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York

2005-08-03 | 12703

2.0 | 278

Throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff

2005-08-12 | 11268

2.4 | 277

What do Bin Laden and Hiroshima have in common?

2005-07-15 | 20509

1.7 | 270

A Mexican and an Octopus

2005-07-11 | 31309

1.7 | 267

What's a pig's favorite ballet?

2006-04-19 | 19654

2.4 | 261

What do Penguins sing on a birthday?

2005-08-09 | 21441

2.6 | 260

The bottom of a blond's swimming pool...

2005-07-14 | 14734

1.7 | 253

Why are there no brunette jokes?

2005-07-14 | 26404

2.4 | 246

Why don�t Penguins like rock music?

2005-08-09 | 21577

1.6 | 245

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade

2005-07-13 | 17442

3.5 | 242

Why do cats hate flying saucers?

2005-09-22 | 16354

2.5 | 239

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

2005-07-14 | 20137

2.1 | 238

What do Penguins have for lunch?

2005-08-09 | 21736

2.7 | 222

What lights up a soccer stadium?

2005-07-16 | 10877

2.2 | 222

What did Elvis say after seeing Michael and Lisa..

2005-07-16 | 15847

2.6 | 217

Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's

2005-07-13 | 14070

2.3 | 212

Who is a Penguin�s favourite pop star?

2005-08-09 | 12873

1.7 | 202

Why did Bush want to send blondes with PMS...

2005-07-14 | 24124

2.1 | 194

Why did the chicken cross the road?

2005-07-16 | 16440

2.0 | 192

What did Michael Jackson do when his hair caught..

2005-07-16 | 15362

2.2 | 188

Why do aliens make crop circles?

2005-09-22 | 10626

2.0 | 186

What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?

2005-07-14 | 15364

3.3 | 183

How is Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone?

2005-07-15 | 20253

2.2 | 181

Why did the three little pigs decide to leave home

2006-04-19 | 17361

2.1 | 180

How many lead guitarists does it take to change...

2005-08-27 | 10791

2.1 | 180

Why don't Italians have freckles?

2005-07-16 | 24642

1.7 | 178

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

2006-04-25 | 22892

2.6 | 176

What do you call a one legged woman?

2005-07-27 | 12459

2.6 | 176

What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair...

2005-07-13 | 21088

2.7 | 175

When do monkeys fall from the sky?

2006-04-27 | 10420

2.1 | 160

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

2005-07-20 | 14960

2.4 | 157

What do hurricanes and steriods have in common?

2005-07-16 | 14300

2.7 | 152

The Mets and Michael Jackson

2005-07-16 | 12923

2.4 | 152

What's the difference between a German ...

2005-08-06 | 22542

1.8 | 152

Why did the blonde buy a brown cow?

2005-07-14 | 18144

2.3 | 147

Why does a blonde only change diapers...

2005-07-13 | 17621

2.2 | 146

What does FIAT stand for?

2005-07-16 | 16085

1.8 | 146

What is dumber than a brunette building a fire...

2005-07-14 | 19035

2.9 | 145

How is the Italian version of Christmas different?

2005-07-16 | 27141

2.5 | 143

What�s black and white and goes round and around?

2005-08-09 | 13990

2.7 | 139

What kind of fish do Penguins catch at night?

2005-08-09 | 12246

2.6 | 138

How do Penguins drink their cola?

2005-08-09 | 13350

1.9 | 138

Why did the blonde get so excited...

2005-07-13 | 14128

3.2 | 136

Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of...

2005-07-14 | 14860

2.2 | 132

Q: What do you call a blonde mother-in-law?

2005-07-13 | 16227

1.8 | 131

What is the difference between the Dresden bombing

2005-08-06 | 7732

1.9 | 127

How did Moses part the Red Sea?

2006-04-19 | 13436

2.2 | 126

Why do two Penguins in a nest always agree?

2005-08-09 | 10937

2.7 | 124

What did the blonde name her pet zebra?

2005-07-13 | 11089

2.5 | 123

What do mother Penguins say to their children ...

2005-08-09 | 13417

2.2 | 122

When were pigs made?

2005-08-03 | 14602

2.4 | 119

Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?

2005-07-15 | 11857

2.7 | 118

Why do elephants wear blue tennis shoes?

2005-07-16 | 6722

2.2 | 118

Why does hamburger have lower energy than steak?

2005-07-17 | 17202

2.4 | 115

What do they call a boxer who gets beat up...

2006-04-19 | 7001

1.9 | 115

How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb

2006-04-28 | 8278

2.1 | 113

Topless female accordian players

2005-08-27 | 9231

2.2 | 111

Which job is a cow most suited for?

2005-07-17 | 15087

2.0 | 110

Where do dumb aliens go?

2005-09-22 | 6865

1.9 | 109

2001-11-24 | 32620

1.7 | 107

How do you say hello in French?

2005-07-15 | 13984

1.6 | 104

What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

2005-07-17 | 17240

2.4 | 103

What do you call a good looking man with a br...

2005-07-14 | 13578

2.2 | 103

What did the tennis ball say when it got hit?

2005-07-16 | 9777

2.0 | 103

The difference between a blond & a terrorist ...

2005-07-14 | 15213

2.8 | 101

What do you do if a Polak throws a pin at you?

2005-07-16 | 9272

2.5 | 101

Make a french horn sound like a trombone

2005-08-22 | 6839

2.5 | 101

How many Polaks does it take to change a light ...

0000-00-00 | 8450

1.8 | 101

Turkey Riddle #5

2001-11-24 | 44407

2.2 | 97

Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?

2005-07-13 | 11942

3.0 | 95

2001-11-24 | 35490

2.2 | 95

What band is a cow favorite?

2005-07-17 | 13661

2.0 | 93

What did the drummer get on his IQ test?

2005-08-22 | 8963

2.0 | 93

Where can you find 90,000,000 French jokes?

2005-07-15 | 8006

1.5 | 93

What do brunettes miss most about a great party?

2005-07-14 | 11737

2.6 | 92

2005-07-17 | 9588

2.6 | 92

Who really killed John F. Kennedy?

2005-07-16 | 12679

1.7 | 90

Where does a cat go when it loses its tail?

2005-07-21 | 9672

2.8 | 89

What do you call a brunette in a room full...

2005-07-14 | 14907

2.2 | 89

2005-08-03 | 5422

2.7 | 88

Why do Italians hate Johavah's Witnesses?

2005-07-16 | 16243

2.6 | 87

What has more lives than a cat?

2005-07-21 | 10703

2.2 | 86

2005-07-21 | 11409

2.1 | 85

What do you call an uncircumcised Jew ...

2005-08-04 | 9207

2.0 | 85

What takes longer, running from first base ...

2005-07-17 | 10738

2.6 | 83

How do you fix a broken tuba?

2005-08-22 | 6530

2.3 | 83

What do you call a brunette with a blonde...

2005-07-14 | 15274

1.9 | 83

Why did God invent whiskey?

2005-07-12 | 11880

2.4 | 82

How do we know that Christ was Irish?

2005-07-12 | 12545

2.3 | 82

Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?

2005-07-21 | 10432

3.4 | 81

How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?

2005-07-13 | 10330

3.1 | 81

How do you advertise surplus WWII Italian rifles..

2005-07-16 | 9670

2.7 | 80

Why are so many blonde jokes one liners?

2005-07-14 | 13186

2.4 | 80

Why are French streets tree-lined?

2005-07-15 | 14063

2.6 | 78

A car salesman and a computer salesman

2005-07-26 | 10213

2.0 | 77

How do you keep a blonde busy?

2005-07-13 | 7793

3.1 | 73

How many clarinetists does it take to change ...

2005-08-15 | 5071

2.0 | 73

What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?

2005-07-13 | 12020

1.8 | 71

What is a crafty pig called?

2005-08-03 | 12729

2.5 | 68

What do you call a pimple on an Italian?

2005-07-16 | 18023

1.5 | 67

How do you drown a blond?

2005-07-14 | 6850

3.0 | 66

How do you play Taliban bingo?

2005-07-15 | 5146

1.8 | 66

What is the dieter's element?

2005-07-17 | 10654

1.9 | 64

Santa Claus, Tooth Fairy, Dumb Blond & Smart Blond

2005-07-14 | 8884

2.7 | 63

How many Frenchmen does it take to change ...

2005-07-15 | 9273

2.6 | 63

How to trumpet players greet each other?

2005-08-22 | 5285

2.3 | 62

The least-used sentence in the English language

2005-08-27 | 7264

2.6 | 60

Why do blondes like lightning?

2005-07-13 | 5976

3.0 | 59

How do you sink a polish battleship?

2005-07-16 | 7486

2.8 | 59

What is the difference between a cat and a comma?

2005-07-21 | 9294

2.6 | 59

Why are viola jokes so short?

2005-08-11 | 7052

2.6 | 59

How many French horn players does it take ...

2005-08-22 | 5607

2.2 | 59

What did the exasperated Jewish pig say?

2005-08-03 | 8092

2.2 | 58

2011-04-22 | 2849

3.3 | 57

Why did the baseball player take his bat ...

2005-07-20 | 10601

2.7 | 56

What is the difference between Yankee fans ...

2005-07-17 | 8285

2.1 | 56

What do you call a smart blond?

2005-07-13 | 7959

3.0 | 55

Why do Blondes have TGIF on their shoes?

2005-07-13 | 7752

3.0 | 54

Fishermen and Hypochondriacs

2006-04-23 | 8016

2.4 | 54

What's the difference between a washing machine...

2005-08-12 | 6670

1.6 | 54

Why did the blonde secretary cut off her finger?

2005-07-14 | 6988

2.2 | 53

Why do blondes drive VW's

2005-07-13 | 5843

2.3 | 52

What do you get when you cross an Italian ...

2005-07-16 | 18256

2.5 | 51

What did the gambler do with his cards?

2005-07-17 | 11295

1.8 | 51

If a bear in Yosemite, and one in Alaska fall ...

2005-07-17 | 10586

2.5 | 50

What's the difference between a Frenchman...

2005-07-15 | 8944

1.8 | 49

An accordion, a set of bagpipes and a viola

2005-08-27 | 4636

2.3 | 47

How was the canon invented?

2005-08-12 | 4548

1.7 | 47

If Tarzan and Jane were Italian ...

2005-07-16 | 15582

2.4 | 45

Why do elephants walk on four feet?

2005-07-16 | 4842

2.2 | 45

How many alto sax players does it take to change..

2005-08-15 | 4698

1.8 | 45

Why don't blondes like making KOOL-AID?

2005-07-13 | 5208

2.4 | 44

Why do blondes have more fun?

0000-00-00 | 5972

2.3 | 44

Why does the new Italian Navy use glass ...

2005-07-16 | 8223

2.2 | 44

How do you take census in a Polish village?

2005-07-16 | 6309

2.2 | 44

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

2005-07-16 | 8907

1.8 | 44

Why is a bassoon better than an oboe?

2005-08-15 | 3803

1.6 | 44

What ballet do squirrels like?

2006-04-19 | 5032

2.9 | 43

What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine

2005-08-15 | 5865

2.8 | 43

What language do the Vatican Police speak?

2005-07-16 | 10896

2.1 | 43

What did the barber say to the Italian kid?

2005-07-16 | 13104

2.7 | 42

A Blonde in an M&M Factory

2005-07-13 | 6164

2.2 | 42

Why do men like blonde jokes?

2005-07-14 | 9063

2.5 | 41

What do you call an Italian with an I.Q. of 180?

2005-07-16 | 13321

1.8 | 41

What do you call a blonde with 90% of her intel...

2005-07-14 | 7442

2.4 | 40

How do you brainwash an Italian?

2005-07-16 | 17110

1.6 | 40

What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?

2005-07-13 | 5636

3.1 | 39

Why did the blonde bake a chicken...

2005-07-14 | 7675

2.6 | 39

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?

2005-07-16 | 6371

2.9 | 38

How does a blonde kill a worm?

2005-07-14 | 6890

1.9 | 38

A guitar player is drooling

2005-08-27 | 5220

1.7 | 38

Why did the cat put oil on the mouse?

2005-07-21 | 7305

2.9 | 37

Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?

2005-07-13 | 6473

2.1 | 37

How do you get a guitar player to play softer?

2005-08-27 | 5808

1.9 | 37

What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM...

2005-07-13 | 5902

3.1 | 36

Do you know what a Jewish dilemma is?

2006-04-25 | 6951

3.1 | 36

How many trumpet players does it take ...

2005-08-22 | 4504

2.9 | 36

A Smart Blonde & Bigfoot

2005-07-13 | 5272

2.8 | 36

What's a accordion good for?

2005-08-27 | 4194

2.1 | 36

Why are the new Ford trucks more aerodymic?

2005-07-16 | 7896

3.3 | 34

How does an Italian get into an honest business?

2005-07-16 | 10537

2.3 | 34

What's the difference between a viola ...

2005-08-11 | 3338

1.6 | 34

How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?

2005-07-16 | 9315

3.4 | 33

What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving?

2005-07-15 | 3186

1.7 | 33

How many French soldiers does it take to defend...

2005-07-15 | 5189

2.7 | 32

Why is turtle wax so expensive?

2005-07-31 | 5368

2.6 | 32

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

2005-07-13 | 6238

2.5 | 32

How many guitar players does it take to change...

2005-08-27 | 5333

2.5 | 32

What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease

2005-07-13 | 4800

2.2 | 32

What's the difference between a saxophone ...

2005-08-15 | 4293

1.5 | 32

Why do French tanks have 6 reverse gears ...

2005-07-15 | 5738

2.4 | 31

What is a gentleman?

2005-08-22 | 5099

2.1 | 31

What runs but has no legs?

2005-07-27 | 4866

1.8 | 31

How do you confuse a blonde?

2005-07-13 | 5140

1.7 | 31

What do you call a bass clarinetist with half ...

2005-08-15 | 3223

1.7 | 31

The child of a trombonist

2005-08-22 | 4319

2.9 | 30

What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen ...

2005-07-15 | 6420

2.5 | 30

What's happening when you hear "woof... splat...

2005-07-21 | 6974

2.6 | 29

What's the difference between trumpet players ...

2005-08-22 | 3967

2.3 | 29

What do you call a man who only needs body armour

2005-07-15 | 5459

1.8 | 29

Blonde Lightbulb Joke #1

2005-07-14 | 4945

2.9 | 28

Did you hear about the blond skydiver?

2005-07-13 | 4298

2.7 | 28

The sound of a banjo

2005-08-27 | 3125

2.4 | 28

How did the Vikings send secret messages?

2005-08-03 | 3955

2.0 | 28

How did the blond burn her ear?

2005-07-14 | 4005

2.9 | 27

How many second violinists does it take to change

2005-08-11 | 4515

2.8 | 27

How do you get a Highlander onto the roof?

2005-07-15 | 6746

2.5 | 27

What do you call a blonde golfer with an IQ of 125

2005-07-14 | 7274

2.3 | 27

Why did the communist kittens become capitalists?

2005-07-21 | 5193

2.3 | 27

What's the definition of chutzpah?

2005-08-06 | 4840

2.1 | 27

Why did the judge dismiss the entire jury ...

2005-07-21 | 6338

3.0 | 26

What do you call a cat that has swallowed a duck?

2005-07-21 | 7821

2.8 | 26

How do you keep your violin from getting stolen?

2005-08-11 | 4599

2.8 | 26

Why are the Japanese so smart?

2005-07-14 | 4448

2.6 | 26

Why do bands have bass players?

2005-08-22 | 5050

1.9 | 26

What's the range of a tuba?

2005-08-22 | 3888

2.7 | 25

Why does it take 5 Irishmen to change a lightbulb?

2005-07-12 | 7961

2.4 | 25

What do you get when you cross a chick ...

2005-07-21 | 6056

2.5 | 24

Make a trombone sound like a french horn

2005-08-22 | 3410

2.1 | 24

How did the blonde burn her nose?

2005-07-13 | 4346

1.7 | 24

What's the difference between a baritone saxophone

2005-08-15 | 3557

1.7 | 24

Why can't a gorilla play trumpet?

2005-08-22 | 4334

1.5 | 24

Why is the French horn a divine instrument?

2005-08-22 | 4578

2.9 | 23

How do you keep a blonde in suspense?

2005-07-13 | 5179

2.7 | 23

How did the Irish Jig get started?

2005-07-14 | 7079

2.4 | 23

What do Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein...

2005-07-15 | 3192

2.6 | 22

Blonde Lightbulb Joke #3

2005-07-14 | 4151

2.4 | 22

What does a blonde owl say?

2005-07-13 | 4271

2.2 | 22

What do you call a Frenchman advancing on Baghdad?

2005-07-15 | 5370

2.0 | 22

The difference between an Uzi and an accordion

2005-08-27 | 3498

3.1 | 21

How can you identify a French Infantryman?

2005-07-15 | 4867

2.7 | 21

Jewish Mother Disease

2005-08-07 | 4300

2.6 | 21

Why do elephants travel in herds?

2005-07-16 | 3960

2.4 | 21

What's the difference between a fiddle ...

2005-08-11 | 3584

2.0 | 21

What did the blonde think of the new computer?

2005-07-14 | 4579

1.7 | 21

Why did the chicken cross the road?

2005-08-15 | 4762

1.6 | 21

Why do Polish police cars have stripes ...

2005-07-16 | 5351

1.4 | 21

Why don't blondes eat pickles?

2005-07-13 | 3994

2.4 | 20

How do you tell the difference between a violinist

2005-08-11 | 3114

1.9 | 20

What's the difference between Elvis and smart...

2005-07-14 | 4835

1.7 | 20

What do you call two guitarists playing in unison?

2005-08-27 | 4710

1.4 | 20

If you're lost in the desert, what do you aim for?

2005-08-12 | 4388

2.8 | 19

What do you get when you drop a piano on an army..

2005-08-15 | 3962

2.6 | 19

How did the blonde try to kill the bird?

2005-07-13 | 4020

2.6 | 19

What do you get when you cross a French Horn ...

2005-08-22 | 3731

1.7 | 19

Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine...

2005-07-13 | 3791

3.1 | 18

How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?

2005-07-14 | 4198

2.9 | 18

Why did a skeleton with one hand cross the road?

2005-07-27 | 3730

2.9 | 18

What is the dynamic range of the bass trombone?

2005-08-22 | 3689

2.9 | 18

A Blonde Making Chocolate Chip Cookies

2005-07-13 | 3975

2.5 | 18

How long does a harp stay in tune?

2005-08-15 | 3078

2.2 | 18

Why do blondes hate M&Ms?

2005-07-13 | 4132

2.2 | 18

How do you make a double bass sound in tune?

2005-08-15 | 3319

2.2 | 18

What is the difference between a french horn ...

2005-08-22 | 3631

1.8 | 18

Why can't blondes make ice cubes?

2005-07-14 | 3267

3.1 | 17

How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle?

2005-07-13 | 4335

2.8 | 17

Improve the aerodynamics of a trombonist's car

2005-08-22 | 3112

2.4 | 17

What's a bassoon good for?

2005-08-27 | 3492

2.2 | 17

Get your viola section to sound like the horn ...

2005-08-22 | 2995

1.8 | 17

Why are orchestra intermissions limited to 20 ...

2005-08-22 | 3566

2.5 | 16

What is the Taliban's national bird?

2005-07-15 | 3965

2.4 | 16

What is black and blue and found floating...

2005-07-12 | 5458

2.3 | 16

How do you know when a trombone player is at ...

2005-08-22 | 3319

2.2 | 16

Ten accordians at the bottom of the ocean

2005-08-27 | 3767

1.8 | 16

Why do people tremble with fear

2005-08-12 | 4888

1.5 | 16

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2005-08-22 | 3995

1.8 | 14

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2005-07-14 | 3457

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2005-07-13 | 4488

1.6 | 14

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2005-08-22 | 3124

1.4 | 14

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2005-07-16 | 4574

1.3 | 14

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2005-07-13 | 4257

2.7 | 13

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2005-07-13 | 3727

2.5 | 13

Why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory

2005-07-13 | 3489

2.5 | 13

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2005-07-13 | 3832

2.4 | 13

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2005-08-12 | 3004

2.4 | 13

How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good..

2005-07-14 | 6224

2.2 | 13

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2005-07-13 | 3743

2.1 | 13

Blonde Lightbulb Joke #5

2005-07-14 | 3699

1.8 | 13

What's the difference between a chain saw ...

2005-08-12 | 3472

1.7 | 13

Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?

2005-07-14 | 3064

1.4 | 13

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2005-07-13 | 2918

3.1 | 12

What did the German clock maker say

2006-04-19 | 2432

3.0 | 12

A banjo player in a three-piece suit

2005-08-27 | 3282

2.8 | 12

SCUD missile and a viola player

2005-08-12 | 2539

2.8 | 12

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2005-07-13 | 3614

2.4 | 12

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2005-07-16 | 3429

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2005-08-04 | 3842

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2005-08-22 | 3545

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2005-08-15 | 3000

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2005-07-13 | 4313

3.0 | 11

What's the definiton of "perfect pitch?"

2005-08-12 | 4904

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2005-07-13 | 3114

2.9 | 11

What is the difference between Mel Rojas and UPS?

2005-07-17 | 3440

2.6 | 11

What is every blonde's ambition in life?

2005-07-14 | 3403

2.5 | 11

A banjo and a chain saw.

2005-08-27 | 2941

2.5 | 11

Why do violists smile when they play?

2005-08-12 | 2957

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What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?

2005-07-14 | 3725

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Why are harps like elderly parents?

2005-08-15 | 2947

2.1 | 11

Why don't violists play hide and seek?

2005-08-12 | 2611

1.7 | 11

Why do elephants float in the river upside-down?

2005-07-16 | 3544

1.5 | 11

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2005-07-14 | 3015

3.3 | 10

10 blondes at the bottom of the pool

2005-07-13 | 3863

2.6 | 10

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2005-07-13 | 2998

2.6 | 10

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2005-07-13 | 4356

2.4 | 10

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2005-07-13 | 3229

2.2 | 10

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2005-07-14 | 3541

2.1 | 10

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2005-07-13 | 3316

2.1 | 10

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2005-08-12 | 3122

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A SCUD missile and a bad oboist

2005-08-15 | 2516

2.0 | 10

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2006-04-19 | 2690

1.9 | 10

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2005-07-13 | 2839

1.8 | 10

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2005-08-04 | 3024

1.4 | 10

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2005-08-11 | 2762

1.4 | 10

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2005-07-13 | 3421

3.2 | 9

Jewish Mothers make such good parole officers ...

2005-08-07 | 3761

3.0 | 9

What can save a dying blonde?

2005-07-14 | 3443

3.0 | 9

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2005-07-13 | 3167

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2005-07-14 | 2927

2.8 | 9

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2005-07-14 | 2885

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2005-07-13 | 3454

2.7 | 9

What do you call a blonde in an institution...

2005-07-13 | 3020

2.7 | 9

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2005-08-22 | 3403

2.6 | 9

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2005-07-14 | 4101

2.1 | 9

Blonde Lightbulb Joke #4

2005-07-14 | 3488

2.1 | 9

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2005-07-14 | 3880

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What's the difference between a violin and a viola

2005-08-11 | 3062

1.7 | 9

How do you get an oboist to play A flat?

2005-08-15 | 2929

1.7 | 9

Why don't blondes have elevator jobs?

2005-07-13 | 2952

1.1 | 9

Where does one put the dishes?

2005-07-17 | 77857

2.5 | 8

Female five string banjoist

2005-08-27 | 2499

2.4 | 8

What is the range of a Viola?

2005-08-12 | 2353

2.4 | 8

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2005-08-12 | 2595

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How many blondes does it take to play Hide...

2005-07-13 | 3029

2.1 | 8

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2005-08-12 | 2485

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Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?

2005-07-13 | 3247

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2005-08-12 | 2857

2.0 | 8

Why does it burn longer?

2005-08-11 | 2902

1.5 | 8

How do you get an elephant out of an oak tree?

2005-07-16 | 3045

1.4 | 8

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2005-07-13 | 3084

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2005-07-13 | 2832

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What did the waiter ask the group of Jewish mother

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Why do so many people take an instant dislike...

2005-08-12 | 2971

1.9 | 7

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2005-08-22 | 4244

1.7 | 7

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2005-08-22 | 3054

1.7 | 7

Why should you never try to drive a roof nail ...

2005-08-11 | 2882

1.4 | 7

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2005-08-22 | 2688

1.4 | 7

What's the difference between a bass trombone ...

2005-08-22 | 2926

1.3 | 7

How many blondes does it take to play tag?

2005-07-13 | 2589

1.3 | 7

What do you call 4 blondes lying on the ground?

2005-07-13 | 2902

1.1 | 7

2005-07-13 | 3352

3.0 | 6

Why do violists stand outside people's houses?

2005-08-12 | 2678

3.0 | 6

What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

2005-07-13 | 3164

2.5 | 6

How do you confuse a blonde?

2005-07-13 | 3703

2.3 | 6

What's a blond's favourite rock group?

2005-07-13 | 2410

2.3 | 6

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2005-07-13 | 3202

2.2 | 6

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2005-07-13 | 3016

2.2 | 6

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2005-07-13 | 2953

2.2 | 6

Why do blondes drive BMWs?

2005-07-13 | 2712

2.2 | 6

What do you call steaks ordered by ten Jewish men?

2005-08-04 | 3627

2.0 | 6

Why do blondes wear their hair up?

2005-07-14 | 2888

2.0 | 6

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2005-07-13 | 2689

2.0 | 6

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2005-07-13 | 2500

2.0 | 6

Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?

2005-07-13 | 3382

1.7 | 6

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2005-07-13 | 2819

1.7 | 6

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2005-07-13 | 2651

1.7 | 6

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2005-07-14 | 2626

1.7 | 6

What do you do with a dead violist?

2005-08-11 | 2478

1.7 | 6

Why shouldn't you drive off a cliff ...

2005-08-12 | 2737

1.5 | 6

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2005-08-22 | 2782

1.0 | 6

Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering?

2005-08-12 | 2687

1.0 | 6

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2005-07-13 | 3368

3.0 | 5

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2005-07-13 | 2553

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2005-07-14 | 2586

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What does a mohel carry?

2005-08-04 | 3202

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Blonde & Overhead Transparancy

2005-07-14 | 2794

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How do you get a viola section to play spiccato?

2005-08-11 | 2255

2.2 | 5

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2005-07-13 | 3262

2.0 | 5

What kind of calendar does a trombonist use ...

2005-08-22 | 2974

2.0 | 5

What does a blonde make best for dinner?

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2.0 | 5

What is the blonde doing when she...

2005-07-13 | 2410

2.0 | 5

A blond is going to London on a plane

2005-07-13 | 2977

1.8 | 5

What do you call a basement full of blondes?

2005-07-13 | 2692

1.8 | 5

What do you see when you look into a blonde's eyes

2005-07-13 | 2681

1.8 | 5

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2005-08-11 | 2390

1.6 | 5

That's not a leak ...

2005-07-16 | 2283

1.6 | 5

What's the definition of a quarter tone?

2005-08-15 | 2709

1.4 | 5

What's the most popular recording of the Walton...

2005-08-12 | 2906

3.0 | 4

Why do violists leave their instrument cases...

2005-08-12 | 2882

2.8 | 4

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2005-07-13 | 2714

2.8 | 4

What is the definition of a half step?

2005-08-15 | 3496

2.5 | 4

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2005-07-14 | 2760

2.5 | 4

Why is a viola solo like a bomb?

2005-08-12 | 2499

2.5 | 4

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2005-08-22 | 3371

2.2 | 4

Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar

2005-07-13 | 2565

2.2 | 4

What's the difference between a viola and an onion

2005-08-11 | 2490

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2005-07-13 | 2996

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2005-08-11 | 2304

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2005-07-14 | 2790

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2005-07-13 | 2645

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2005-07-13 | 2427

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2005-08-11 | 2312

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The first and last desk of a viola section

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1.8 | 4

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2005-08-12 | 2319

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