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Riddles are puzzles, consisting of text with a question to answer. Contemporary riddles typically use puns and double entendres for humorous effect; these riddles are now mostly children's humor.
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Riddles

Riddle of the Day

What do Penguins sing on a birthday?

Q: What do Penguins sing on a birthday?

A: Freeze a jolly good fellow.

Funny Riddles

Why don't Mexicans BBQ?
2005-07-11 | 132050 2.0 | 3967

Where does one put the dishes?
2005-07-17 | 31136 31.5 | 2079

Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN ?
2005-07-13 | 61797 2.3 | 1511

A blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building
2005-07-13 | 47381 2.7 | 1207

What do you call two fat men having a chat?
2006-04-19 | 46389 2.2 | 1120

Turkey Riddle #2
2001-11-24 | 53106 1.9 | 1035

Why was Michael Jackson grounded?
2005-07-16 | 29277 1.5 | 911

Indian Chief
2001-11-24 | 53469 1.8 | 653

What do you get when you cross a midget ...
2005-07-16 | 45099 2.3 | 643

Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
2005-07-13 | 35850 2.3 | 569

How do you introduce yourself in French?
2005-07-15 | 27868 1.8 | 529

How are men like UFOs?
2005-09-22 | 20856 2.3 | 497

What did the Chevy sat to the Ford?
2005-07-16 | 23110 1.9 | 450

Why are most Italian men named Tony?
2005-07-16 | 34315 2.3 | 425

Why does it get hot after baseball game?
2005-07-20 | 22165 2.4 | 419

What do you call six weeks of rain in Scotland?
2005-07-15 | 12838 1.8 | 365

Why do Penguins carry fish in their beaks?
2005-08-09 | 16314 2.0 | 360

Why is Mr. Potato Head jealous of Michael Jackson?
2005-07-16 | 21794 2.5 | 328

Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman-
2005-07-14 | 20271 2.4 | 324

How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey...
2005-07-13 | 11020 2.0 | 321

Salt and Pepper
2002-07-05 | 27386 2.3 | 316

Turkey Riddle #3
2001-11-24 | 37220 2.3 | 304

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
2005-07-14 | 22475 2.5 | 300

What do you call a grumpy cow?
2005-07-17 | 23991 2.6 | 294

Why is brunette considered an evil color?
2005-07-14 | 17691 1.9 | 268

Potato Jokes
2002-06-22 | 43809 2.6 | 267

What does Ford stand for?
2005-07-16 | 15555 2.5 | 250

What do you get if you cross a midget with Dracula
2005-07-16 | 24575 2.5 | 248

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?
2005-07-16 | 18616 2.2 | 247

Pilgrim
2001-11-24 | 32980 1.9 | 243

Throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff
2005-08-12 | 8134 2.5 | 217

Christmas Riddles
2002-07-05 | 34410 2.8 | 213

Why donīt you see Penguins in Britain?
2005-08-09 | 12814 3.0 | 203

A Mexican and an Octopus
2005-07-11 | 23885 1.7 | 201

Thanksgiving Dinner
2001-11-24 | 34438 1.6 | 201

What's a pig's favorite ballet?
2006-04-19 | 13556 2.4 | 198

What do you call Arab public relations?
2005-07-15 | 21801 1.8 | 197

Why do cats hate flying saucers?
2005-09-22 | 11099 2.5 | 176

Why are there no brunette jokes?
2005-07-14 | 18495 2.4 | 171

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
2005-07-14 | 13057 2.1 | 168

The bottom of a blond's swimming pool...
2005-07-14 | 9302 1.7 | 168

Why do aliens make crop circles?
2005-09-22 | 7900 2.0 | 165

What do Penguins sing on a birthday?
2005-08-09 | 12914 2.6 | 162

What do you call a penguin in the desert?
2005-08-09 | 11791 2.3 | 157

What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
2005-07-14 | 9995 3.2 | 149

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade
2005-07-13 | 9594 3.6 | 148

What did Elvis say after seeing Michael and Lisa..
2005-07-16 | 11245 2.4 | 148

Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York
2005-08-03 | 6764 1.9 | 145

How many lead guitarists does it take to change...
2005-08-27 | 7066 2.1 | 141

What do Penguins have for lunch?
2005-08-09 | 14279 2.7 | 139

Why did Bush want to send blondes with PMS...
2005-07-14 | 17798 2.2 | 139

What did Michael Jackson do when his hair caught..
2005-07-16 | 11060 2.2 | 131

Why did the blonde get so excited...
2005-07-13 | 11842 3.1 | 124

What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair...
2005-07-13 | 14828 2.8 | 124

Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's
2005-07-13 | 8924 2.3 | 123

Why did the three little pigs decide to leave home
2006-04-19 | 11561 2.0 | 122

When do monkeys fall from the sky?
2006-04-27 | 6511 2.1 | 120

Why did the chicken cross the road?
2005-07-16 | 10634 2.0 | 120

Turkey Riddle #4
2001-11-24 | 30491 2.0 | 118

Why does a blonde only change diapers...
2005-07-13 | 13100 2.2 | 117

What lights up a soccer stadium?
2005-07-16 | 5720 2.1 | 117

Why donīt Penguins like rock music?
2005-08-09 | 11521 1.7 | 117

Why did the baseball player go to jail?
2005-07-20 | 10382 2.2 | 112

The Mets and Michael Jackson
2005-07-16 | 9279 2.3 | 111

How is the Italian version of Christmas different?
2005-07-16 | 18907 2.4 | 109

What do you call a one legged woman?
2005-07-27 | 6903 2.7 | 105

Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of...
2005-07-14 | 10484 2.2 | 103

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
2006-04-25 | 12242 2.6 | 101

What kind of fish do Penguins catch at night?
2005-08-09 | 7593 2.7 | 99

What do hurricanes and steriods have in common?
2005-07-16 | 8302 2.6 | 99

Where do dumb aliens go?
2005-09-22 | 5123 1.9 | 99

What is dumber than a brunette building a fire...
2005-07-14 | 13350 2.9 | 96

Why don't Italians have freckles?
2005-07-16 | 14952 2.0 | 96

When were pigs made?
2005-08-03 | 10088 2.4 | 94

Why did the blonde buy a brown cow?
2005-07-14 | 11484 2.3 | 94

Who is a Penguinīs favourite pop star?
2005-08-09 | 7094 1.8 | 93

Whatīs black and white and goes round and around?
2005-08-09 | 8620 2.8 | 92

Topless female accordian players
2005-08-27 | 6731 2.3 | 92

Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?
2005-07-15 | 8310 2.6 | 88

Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers
2005-07-29 | 7917 3.0 | 86

Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
2005-07-13 | 9323 3.0 | 86

Q: What do you call a blonde mother-in-law?
2005-07-13 | 10698 1.8 | 85

What does FIAT stand for?
2005-07-16 | 9021 1.7 | 84

What did the blonde name her pet zebra?
2005-07-13 | 7166 2.7 | 83

Make a french horn sound like a trombone
2005-08-22 | 4625 2.4 | 83

What's the difference between a German ...
2005-08-06 | 12413 1.9 | 82

How do Penguins drink their cola?
2005-08-09 | 8008 1.9 | 80

Mayflower
2001-11-24 | 23216 1.7 | 79

What do they call a boxer who gets beat up...
2006-04-19 | 4085 1.9 | 78

How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb
2006-04-28 | 5268 2.2 | 77

Which job is a cow most suited for?
2005-07-17 | 9685 2.1 | 76

What do Bin Laden and Hiroshima have in common?
2005-07-15 | 7003 2.0 | 76

What do you call a good looking man with a br...
2005-07-14 | 9183 2.0 | 75

How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?
2005-07-13 | 8100 3.1 | 74

What do mother Penguins say to their children ...
2005-08-09 | 7664 2.1 | 74

What did the tennis ball say when it got hit?
2005-07-16 | 6038 2.0 | 74

Why do two Penguins in a nest always agree?
2005-08-09 | 6667 2.5 | 73

What do you do if a Polak throws a pin at you?
2005-07-16 | 6283 2.4 | 73

Pilgrims
2001-11-24 | 25242 2.0 | 73

The difference between a blond & a terrorist ...
2005-07-14 | 10675 2.7 | 71

How did Moses part the Red Sea?
2006-04-19 | 7704 2.4 | 71

What did the drummer get on his IQ test?
2005-08-22 | 5796 2.1 | 71

Why do elephants wear blue tennis shoes?
2005-07-16 | 4209 2.3 | 69

What is the difference between the Dresden bombing
2005-08-06 | 4445 2.1 | 69

How do you say hello in French?
2005-07-15 | 8729 1.6 | 69

What takes longer, running from first base ...
2005-07-17 | 7888 2.6 | 67

Turkey Riddle #5
2001-11-24 | 30956 2.0 | 66

Where can you find 90,000,000 French jokes?
2005-07-15 | 5104 1.5 | 64

Why do Italians hate Johavah's Witnesses?
2005-07-16 | 11455 2.6 | 63

Why are so many blonde jokes one liners?
2005-07-14 | 9214 2.2 | 63

Why does hamburger have lower energy than steak?
2005-07-17 | 9496 2.4 | 62

What band is a cow favorite?
2005-07-17 | 8888 2.0 | 61

Go to moo-vies
2005-07-17 | 6147 2.3 | 58

What do you call an uncircumcised Jew ...
2005-08-04 | 5732 1.8 | 57

Who really killed John F. Kennedy?
2005-07-16 | 8318 1.7 | 57

How is Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone?
2005-07-15 | 6627 2.5 | 56

What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
2005-07-14 | 7963 2.3 | 56

How many Polaks does it take to change a light ...
0000-00-00 | 4950 1.9 | 56

What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
2005-07-17 | 9226 2.2 | 55

What do you call a brunette in a room full...
2005-07-14 | 10406 2.2 | 55

What has more lives than a cat?
2005-07-21 | 6753 2.1 | 55

A car salesman and a computer salesman
2005-07-26 | 6358 2.0 | 55

How do you keep a blonde busy?
2005-07-13 | 5525 3.2 | 54

What do you call a brunette with a blonde...
2005-07-14 | 10459 1.9 | 54

Why did God invent whiskey?
2005-07-12 | 7903 2.2 | 53

Baby Astronaut
2005-07-21 | 7794 2.4 | 52

How many clarinetists does it take to change ...
2005-08-15 | 3257 2.2 | 52

Where does a cat go when it loses its tail?
2005-07-21 | 5989 2.5 | 51

How do we know that Christ was Irish?
2005-07-12 | 8050 2.4 | 51

How do you advertise surplus WWII Italian rifles..
2005-07-16 | 6390 2.8 | 50

How many Frenchmen does it take to change ...
2005-07-15 | 5977 2.6 | 49

What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?
2005-07-13 | 8209 1.9 | 49

How many French horn players does it take ...
2005-08-22 | 3798 2.1 | 48

What do you call a smart blond?
2005-07-13 | 5520 3.0 | 46

Why are viola jokes so short?
2005-08-11 | 4772 2.8 | 46

The least-used sentence in the English language
2005-08-27 | 4975 2.7 | 46

Santa Claus, Tooth Fairy, Dumb Blond & Smart Blond
2005-07-14 | 6403 2.6 | 46

What is a crafty pig called?
2005-08-03 | 8909 2.5 | 46

Why are French streets tree-lined?
2005-07-15 | 8733 2.5 | 46

Dark Ages
2005-08-03 | 2790 2.9 | 44

How to trumpet players greet each other?
2005-08-22 | 3559 2.3 | 44

An accordion, a set of bagpipes and a viola
2005-08-27 | 3531 2.3 | 44

What did the exasperated Jewish pig say?
2005-08-03 | 5653 2.2 | 44

How do you drown a blond?
2005-07-14 | 4737 3.0 | 43

How do you fix a broken tuba?
2005-08-22 | 3327 2.3 | 43

Why did the blonde secretary cut off her finger?
2005-07-14 | 4534 2.2 | 43

What is the difference between Yankee fans ...
2005-07-17 | 5998 2.0 | 43

What is the dieter's element?
2005-07-17 | 6042 1.9 | 41

Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?
2005-07-21 | 5990 3.1 | 40

Why do blondes like lightning?
2005-07-13 | 3852 2.9 | 40

Why did the baseball player take his bat ...
2005-07-20 | 7419 2.8 | 40

What do you call a pimple on an Italian?
2005-07-16 | 11034 1.6 | 40

Why do blondes drive VW's
2005-07-13 | 3294 2.2 | 38

How was the canon invented?
2005-08-12 | 2834 1.6 | 38

Why do Blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
2005-07-13 | 4792 3.1 | 37

What do you get when you cross an Italian ...
2005-07-16 | 12454 2.6 | 37

Why do elephants walk on four feet?
2005-07-16 | 3169 2.2 | 37

Why is a bassoon better than an oboe?
2005-08-15 | 2422 1.6 | 37

If a bear in Yosemite, and one in Alaska fall ...
2005-07-17 | 6377 2.4 | 36

What's the difference between a Frenchman...
2005-07-15 | 5601 1.8 | 36

Why does the new Italian Navy use glass ...
2005-07-16 | 5528 1.9 | 35

Why do men like blonde jokes?
2005-07-14 | 6495 2.6 | 34

A Blonde in an M&M Factory
2005-07-13 | 4223 2.2 | 34

What's a accordion good for?
2005-08-27 | 3104 2.1 | 34

If Tarzan and Jane were Italian ...
2005-07-16 | 10123 2.6 | 33

How many alto sax players does it take to change..
2005-08-15 | 2930 1.9 | 32

Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?
2005-07-13 | 4590 2.0 | 31

What language do the Vatican Police speak?
2005-07-16 | 7136 1.7 | 31

What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
2005-07-21 | 5290 2.3 | 30

Fishermen and Hypochondriacs
2006-04-23 | 4176 2.2 | 30

How do you get a guitar player to play softer?
2005-08-27 | 3549 1.9 | 30

What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
2005-07-13 | 3644 3.2 | 29

What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM...
2005-07-13 | 4061 3.0 | 29

What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine
2005-08-15 | 3635 3.0 | 29

What do you call an Italian with an I.Q. of 180?
2005-07-16 | 9037 1.8 | 29

What's the difference between a washing machine...
2005-08-12 | 3934 1.7 | 29

How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?
2005-07-16 | 6397 3.3 | 28

How do you sink a polish battleship?
2005-07-16 | 4386 2.8 | 28

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
2005-07-16 | 5787 1.9 | 28

What do you call a man who only needs body armour
2005-07-15 | 3921 1.9 | 28

What did the gambler do with his cards?
2005-07-17 | 6295 1.7 | 28

Do you know what a Jewish dilemma is?
2006-04-25 | 4533 3.1 | 27

Did you hear about the blond skydiver?
2005-07-13 | 3332 2.7 | 27

What did the barber say to the Italian kid?
2005-07-16 | 8949 2.7 | 27

Why did the blonde bake a chicken...
2005-07-14 | 4675 2.5 | 27

What's the difference between trumpet players ...
2005-08-22 | 2746 2.3 | 27

What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving?
2005-07-15 | 2235 1.9 | 27

A Smart Blonde & Bigfoot
2005-07-13 | 3658 2.9 | 26

What ballet do squirrels like?
2006-04-19 | 2901 2.9 | 26

What do you call a blonde with 90% of her intel...
2005-07-14 | 5092 2.3 | 26

How do you take census in a Polish village?
2005-07-16 | 3586 2.2 | 26

How does an Italian get into an honest business?
2005-07-16 | 6892 2.1 | 26

How do you play Taliban bingo?
2005-07-15 | 2921 1.7 | 26

How many French soldiers does it take to defend...
2005-07-15 | 3361 2.6 | 25

What do you call a bass clarinetist with half ...
2005-08-15 | 2031 1.8 | 25

How do you brainwash an Italian?
2005-07-16 | 11472 1.7 | 25

The child of a trombonist
2005-08-22 | 2807 3.1 | 24

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
2005-07-13 | 4026 2.7 | 24

Why did the communist kittens become capitalists?
2005-07-21 | 3409 2.4 | 24

What's the difference between a saxophone ...
2005-08-15 | 2685 1.7 | 24

Why are the new Ford trucks more aerodymic?
2005-07-16 | 5446 3.0 | 23

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?
2005-07-16 | 3794 2.8 | 23

The sound of a banjo
2005-08-27 | 2034 2.4 | 23

How did the blonde burn her nose?
2005-07-13 | 3028 1.7 | 23

How many trumpet players does it take ...
2005-08-22 | 2854 2.7 | 22

What do you call a cat that has swallowed a duck?
2005-07-21 | 4957 2.6 | 22

Why do blondes have more fun?
0000-00-00 | 3633 2.6 | 22

Why do French tanks have 6 reverse gears ...
2005-07-15 | 3812 2.4 | 22

What's the difference between a viola ...
2005-08-11 | 1989 1.5 | 22

How do you keep your violin from getting stolen?
2005-08-11 | 3053 2.7 | 21

What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen ...
2005-07-15 | 4108 2.5 | 21

Why don't blondes like making KOOL-AID?
2005-07-13 | 2942 1.8 | 21

A guitar player is drooling
2005-08-27 | 2985 1.7 | 21

How many second violinists does it take to change
2005-08-11 | 3189 3.1 | 20

Why is the French horn a divine instrument?
2005-08-22 | 2917 3.1 | 20

Why can't a gorilla play trumpet?
2005-08-22 | 2897 1.4 | 20

Why did the cat put oil on the mouse?
2005-07-21 | 4674 3.1 | 19

Why is turtle wax so expensive?
2005-07-31 | 3521 2.7 | 19

Why are the Japanese so smart?
2005-07-14 | 2856 2.5 | 19

What do Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein...
2005-07-15 | 2169 2.5 | 19

What did the blonde think of the new computer?
2005-07-14 | 3096 1.8 | 19

How does a blonde kill a worm?
2005-07-14 | 4080 1.7 | 19

What runs but has no legs?
2005-07-27 | 2796 1.6 | 19

Why did the judge dismiss the entire jury ...
2005-07-21 | 3977 3.1 | 18

How did the blond burn her ear?
2005-07-14 | 2302 3.1 | 18

Blonde Lightbulb Joke #1
2005-07-14 | 2898 2.9 | 18

Why does it take 5 Irishmen to change a lightbulb?
2005-07-12 | 5624 2.6 | 18

How did the Irish Jig get started?
2005-07-14 | 4576 2.4 | 18

What's happening when you hear "woof... splat...
2005-07-21 | 4623 2.4 | 18

Blonde Lightbulb Joke #3
2005-07-14 | 2761 2.4 | 18

What do you get when you cross a chick ...
2005-07-21 | 3897 2.1 | 18

Why do bands have bass players?
2005-08-22 | 3217 2.1 | 18

What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease
2005-07-13 | 2647 2.1 | 18

What's the difference between Elvis and smart...
2005-07-14 | 3308 1.7 | 18

How can you identify a French Infantryman?
2005-07-15 | 3285 2.8 | 17

What do you call a blonde golfer with an IQ of 125
2005-07-14 | 4986 2.2 | 17

How do you get a Highlander onto the roof?
2005-07-15 | 4137 2.2 | 17

How did the Vikings send secret messages?
2005-08-03 | 1999 1.8 | 17

The difference between an Uzi and an accordion
2005-08-27 | 2496 2.8 | 16

What's the range of a tuba?
2005-08-22 | 2403 2.8 | 16

How long does a harp stay in tune?
2005-08-15 | 2031 2.2 | 16

What's a bassoon good for?
2005-08-27 | 2570 2.2 | 16

What is a gentleman?
2005-08-22 | 2930 1.8 | 16

What's the difference between a baritone saxophone
2005-08-15 | 2208 1.8 | 16

What do you get when you cross a French Horn ...
2005-08-22 | 2443 1.5 | 16

Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine...
2005-07-13 | 2596 3.2 | 15

How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
2005-07-13 | 3065 2.7 | 15

Jewish Mother Disease
2005-08-07 | 2642 2.6 | 15

Why do blondes hate M&Ms?
2005-07-13 | 2842 2.1 | 15

Make a trombone sound like a french horn
2005-08-22 | 2093 2.0 | 15

What is the difference between a french horn ...
2005-08-22 | 2324 1.8 | 15

Why did the chicken cross the road?
2005-08-15 | 3051 1.7 | 15

Why do Polish police cars have stripes ...
2005-07-16 | 3290 1.4 | 15

What is the dynamic range of the bass trombone?
2005-08-22 | 2433 3.0 | 14

How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?
2005-07-14 | 2729 2.9 | 14

What do you call a Frenchman advancing on Baghdad?
2005-07-15 | 3734 2.4 | 14

What does a blonde owl say?
2005-07-13 | 2330 2.1 | 14

How many guitar players does it take to change...
2005-08-27 | 3163 2.1 | 14

Why do elephants travel in herds?
2005-07-16 | 2500 2.1 | 14

What did the blonde say about blonde jokes?
2005-07-14 | 2292 2.1 | 14

What's the difference between a fiddle ...
2005-08-11 | 2280 1.9 | 14

What is a blonde's favorite part of a gas station?
2005-07-13 | 3469 1.6 | 14

What do you call two guitarists playing in unison?
2005-08-27 | 2916 1.4 | 14

What can strike a blonde without her even...
2005-07-14 | 2856 3.2 | 13

What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
2005-07-13 | 3210 2.7 | 13

Why are orchestra intermissions limited to 20 ...
2005-08-22 | 2372 2.3 | 13

How do you tell the difference between a violinist
2005-08-11 | 1971 1.9 | 13

Ten accordians at the bottom of the ocean
2005-08-27 | 2776 1.8 | 13

What do you call someone who hangs out ...
2005-08-22 | 2625 1.8 | 13

How do you know when a trumpet player is at ...
2005-08-22 | 2060 1.4 | 13

Who wears a dirty white robe and rides a pig?
2005-07-16 | 2842 1.3 | 13

Why do violinists put a cloth ...
2005-08-11 | 2544 3.1 | 12

Why can't blondes make ice cubes?
2005-07-14 | 1882 2.7 | 12

What's the difference between a Trumpet player ...
2005-08-22 | 2216 2.5 | 12

Why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory
2005-07-13 | 2158 2.5 | 12

How can you tell when a FAX had been sent...
2005-07-13 | 2687 1.6 | 12

What is a burning oboe good for?
2005-08-15 | 1909 1.6 | 12

How do you make a double bass sound in tune?
2005-08-15 | 2139 1.5 | 12

How do you confuse a blonde?
2005-07-13 | 3262 1.4 | 12

A banjo player in a three-piece suit
2005-08-27 | 2075 3.0 | 11

What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief..
2005-07-13 | 2186 2.9 | 11

If you're lost in the desert, what do you aim for?
2005-08-12 | 2828 2.8 | 11

What do you do if a Polak throws a hand-grenade...
2005-07-16 | 3341 2.6 | 11

Why are there so few blonde pharmacists?
2005-07-14 | 1854 2.5 | 11

How do you know when a trombone player is at ...
2005-08-22 | 2034 2.5 | 11

What is black and blue and found floating...
2005-07-12 | 3616 2.4 | 11

A Blonde Making Chocolate Chip Cookies
2005-07-13 | 2442 2.2 | 11

What kind of cheese melts on a piece of matza ...
2005-08-04 | 2518 2.1 | 11

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries ...
2005-07-16 | 2176 1.5 | 11

Why did a skeleton with one hand cross the road?
2005-07-27 | 2171 3.1 | 10

What did the blonde do when she heard that 90%...
2005-07-13 | 3243 3.0 | 10

What is the difference between Mel Rojas and UPS?
2005-07-17 | 2556 2.8 | 10

Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her...
2005-07-13 | 2489 2.7 | 10

Why do the French call their fighter the *Mirage*?
2005-07-15 | 3164 2.6 | 10

10 blondes at the bottom of the pool
2005-07-13 | 2907 2.6 | 10

Why don't blondes eat pickles?
2005-07-13 | 2316 2.6 | 10

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2005-08-22 | 1938 2.5 | 10

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2005-08-12 | 1933 2.4 | 10

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2005-07-13 | 3103 2.2 | 10

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2005-08-06 | 2589 2.2 | 10

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2005-07-14 | 2217 2.0 | 10

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2005-07-16 | 2774 1.6 | 10

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2005-07-14 | 2411 1.6 | 10

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2005-07-14 | 2001 1.3 | 10

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2005-08-12 | 1664 3.1 | 9

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2005-07-13 | 2512 2.9 | 9

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2005-08-12 | 3352 2.8 | 9

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2005-07-13 | 2571 2.8 | 9

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2005-07-13 | 2170 2.7 | 9

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2005-07-14 | 4154 2.0 | 9

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2005-07-13 | 2037 1.7 | 9

A SCUD missile and a bad oboist
2005-08-15 | 1669 1.7 | 9

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2005-08-12 | 1660 1.7 | 9

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2005-07-16 | 2277 1.6 | 9

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2005-08-22 | 1970 1.4 | 9

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2005-08-12 | 2614 1.3 | 9

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2005-07-13 | 2010 1.1 | 9

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2005-07-13 | 1668 3.6 | 8

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2005-07-14 | 2402 3.1 | 8

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2005-07-16 | 2048 2.8 | 8

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2005-07-14 | 1888 2.8 | 8

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2006-04-19 | 1458 2.8 | 8

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2005-07-13 | 2444 2.6 | 8

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2005-07-15 | 2192 2.4 | 8

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2005-08-12 | 1681 2.1 | 8

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2005-07-13 | 2216 2.0 | 8

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2006-04-19 | 1658 2.0 | 8

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2005-08-15 | 1868 1.9 | 8

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2005-08-11 | 2000 1.5 | 8

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2005-08-04 | 1895 1.5 | 8

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2005-08-11 | 1766 1.5 | 8

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2005-07-14 | 1988 2.7 | 7

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2005-07-14 | 2161 2.6 | 7

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2005-07-13 | 2654 2.4 | 7

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2005-07-14 | 2320 2.4 | 7

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2005-07-14 | 2316 2.4 | 7

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2005-07-14 | 2245 2.4 | 7

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2005-08-22 | 2165 2.4 | 7

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2005-07-13 | 2306 2.3 | 7

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2005-07-13 | 2003 2.3 | 7

A banjo and a chain saw.
2005-08-27 | 1703 2.3 | 7

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2005-07-13 | 2212 2.1 | 7

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2005-08-12 | 1865 2.1 | 7

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2005-08-12 | 2114 2.0 | 7

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2005-07-13 | 1994 2.0 | 7

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2005-08-11 | 2037 1.9 | 7

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2005-07-13 | 2290 3.0 | 6

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2005-07-13 | 2508 2.7 | 6

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2005-08-07 | 2441 2.7 | 6

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2005-08-15 | 2298 2.7 | 6

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2005-08-12 | 1858 2.7 | 6

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2005-08-27 | 1599 2.7 | 6

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2005-07-13 | 2635 2.3 | 6

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2005-07-14 | 2169 2.3 | 6

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2005-07-13 | 1905 2.3 | 6

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2005-07-13 | 1658 2.3 | 6

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2005-08-12 | 1844 2.2 | 6

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2005-07-13 | 1783 2.2 | 6

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2005-08-12 | 1468 2.2 | 6

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2005-07-13 | 1931 2.0 | 6

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2005-07-14 | 1834 2.0 | 6

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2005-07-13 | 1649 2.0 | 6

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2005-07-14 | 2550 1.8 | 6

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2005-08-22 | 1984 1.8 | 6

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2005-08-12 | 1609 1.8 | 6

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2005-07-13 | 2274 1.7 | 6

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2005-08-11 | 1871 1.5 | 6

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2005-08-22 | 2166 1.3 | 6

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2005-08-15 | 1905 1.2 | 6

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2005-08-04 | 2158 2.8 | 5

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2005-07-13 | 2116 2.8 | 5

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2005-07-13 | 2095 2.8 | 5

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2005-07-13 | 2206 2.4 | 5

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2005-07-13 | 2144 2.4 | 5

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2005-07-13 | 2070 2.4 | 5

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2005-07-14 | 1811 2.4 | 5

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2005-07-14 | 1810 2.4 | 5

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2005-08-12 | 1763 2.4 | 5

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2005-07-13 | 1919 2.2 | 5

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2005-07-13 | 1839 2.2 | 5

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2005-08-12 | 1826 2.2 | 5

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2005-08-11 | 1459 2.2 | 5

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2005-08-22 | 1956 2.0 | 5

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2005-07-14 | 1790 2.0 | 5

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2005-08-22 | 2644 1.8 | 5

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2005-07-13 | 2109 1.8 | 5

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2005-07-13 | 1937 1.8 | 5

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2005-07-13 | 1777 1.8 | 5

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2005-07-16 | 1975 1.6 | 5

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2005-08-12 | 1946 1.6 | 5

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2005-07-13 | 1830 1.6 | 5

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2005-08-12 | 1741 1.6 | 5

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2005-07-14 | 1677 1.6 | 5

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2005-08-11 | 1499 1.6 | 5

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2005-07-13 | 1993 1.2 | 5

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2005-08-12 | 1679 1.0 | 5

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2005-07-13 | 2135 3.0 | 4

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2005-07-14 | 1691 3.0 | 4

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2005-08-12 | 1544 3.0 | 4

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2005-08-12 | 1924 2.8 | 4

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2005-07-13 | 1863 2.8 | 4

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2005-07-13 | 2139 2.5 | 4

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2005-07-14 | 1794 2.5 | 4

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2005-07-13 | 2182 2.2 | 4

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2005-07-13 | 1752 2.2 | 4

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2005-07-13 | 1737 2.2 | 4

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2005-07-13 | 1703 2.2 | 4

Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency?
2005-07-13 | 1949 2.0 | 4

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2005-07-13 | 1710 2.0 | 4

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2005-08-11 | 1475 2.0 | 4

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2005-08-04 | 2041 1.8 | 4

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2005-07-13 | 1611 1.8 | 4

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2005-08-15 | 1801 1.5 | 4

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2005-08-12 | 1469 1.5 | 4

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2005-08-22 | 1896 1.2 | 4

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2005-07-13 | 1663 1.2 | 4

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2005-08-22 | 1805 1.0 | 4

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2005-07-13 | 1742 1.0 | 4

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2005-08-11 | 1475 1.0 | 4

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2005-08-15 | 2234 3.0 | 3

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2005-07-14 | 1827 3.0 | 3

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2005-08-12 | 1648 3.0 | 3

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2005-08-22 | 2129 2.7 | 3

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2005-07-13 | 1575 2.3 | 3

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2005-07-14 | 1557 2.3 | 3

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2005-08-04 | 2378 2.0 | 3

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0000-00-00 | 1793 2.0 | 3

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2005-07-13 | 1716 2.0 | 3

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2005-07-13 | 1519 2.0 | 3

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2005-07-16 | 1446 2.0 | 3

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2005-08-12 | 1380 2.0 | 3

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2005-08-11 | 1590 1.7 | 3

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2005-07-13 | 2080 1.3 | 3

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2005-08-11 | 1502 1.3 | 3

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