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Riddles

Riddle of the Day

How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey...

Q: How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?
A: She fell out of the tree.

Funny Riddles

Why don't Mexicans BBQ?
2005-07-11 | 146323 2.0 | 4634

Where does one put the dishes?
2005-07-17 | 44503 21.5 | 3049

Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN ?
2005-07-13 | 72777 2.3 | 1798

What do you call two fat men having a chat?
2006-04-19 | 54133 2.2 | 1349

A blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building
2005-07-13 | 51611 2.7 | 1292

Turkey Riddle #2
2001-11-24 | 61143 1.9 | 1280

Why was Michael Jackson grounded?
2005-07-16 | 32742 1.5 | 1023

What do you get when you cross a midget ...
2005-07-16 | 53991 2.3 | 863

Indian Chief
2001-11-24 | 62922 1.8 | 839

Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
2005-07-13 | 39054 2.3 | 597

How do you introduce yourself in French?
2005-07-15 | 31672 1.9 | 595

Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman-
2005-07-14 | 32032 2.4 | 534

How are men like UFOs?
2005-09-22 | 22557 2.3 | 514

What did the Chevy sat to the Ford?
2005-07-16 | 25724 2.0 | 490

Why are most Italian men named Tony?
2005-07-16 | 39272 2.4 | 478

Why does it get hot after baseball game?
2005-07-20 | 24083 2.4 | 456

What do you call six weeks of rain in Scotland?
2005-07-15 | 15130 1.8 | 416

Why do Penguins carry fish in their beaks?
2005-08-09 | 19342 2.0 | 407

How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey...
2005-07-13 | 13563 2.0 | 388

Turkey Riddle #3
2001-11-24 | 43358 2.3 | 387

Why is Mr. Potato Head jealous of Michael Jackson?
2005-07-16 | 24559 2.5 | 376

Salt and Pepper
2002-07-05 | 31554 2.3 | 376

What do you call a grumpy cow?
2005-07-17 | 27613 2.6 | 345

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
2005-07-14 | 24526 2.6 | 326

What does Ford stand for?
2005-07-16 | 18045 2.4 | 307

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?
2005-07-16 | 22356 2.2 | 306

What do you get if you cross a midget with Dracula
2005-07-16 | 28688 2.4 | 305

Why is brunette considered an evil color?
2005-07-14 | 19598 1.9 | 296

Pilgrim
2001-11-24 | 37469 1.9 | 288

Potato Jokes
2002-06-22 | 49039 2.6 | 287

Christmas Riddles
2002-07-05 | 42570 2.7 | 272

Thanksgiving Dinner
2001-11-24 | 39002 1.7 | 246

Why donīt you see Penguins in Britain?
2005-08-09 | 15134 3.0 | 239

What do you call Arab public relations?
2005-07-15 | 25150 1.8 | 236

Throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff
2005-08-12 | 8813 2.5 | 234

A Mexican and an Octopus
2005-07-11 | 25968 1.7 | 225

What's a pig's favorite ballet?
2006-04-19 | 15339 2.4 | 221

The bottom of a blond's swimming pool...
2005-07-14 | 10813 1.7 | 203

Why are there no brunette jokes?
2005-07-14 | 20542 2.4 | 199

Why do cats hate flying saucers?
2005-09-22 | 12366 2.5 | 193

What do Penguins sing on a birthday?
2005-08-09 | 15254 2.6 | 191

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade
2005-07-13 | 11867 3.5 | 183

What do you call a penguin in the desert?
2005-08-09 | 14266 2.4 | 180

Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York
2005-08-03 | 8426 1.9 | 180

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
2005-07-14 | 14512 2.2 | 177

Why do aliens make crop circles?
2005-09-22 | 8522 2.0 | 171

What did Elvis say after seeing Michael and Lisa..
2005-07-16 | 12708 2.4 | 170

What do Penguins have for lunch?
2005-08-09 | 16322 2.7 | 168

What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
2005-07-14 | 11515 3.3 | 163

Why did Bush want to send blondes with PMS...
2005-07-14 | 19397 2.2 | 157

How many lead guitarists does it take to change...
2005-08-27 | 8005 2.1 | 154

Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's
2005-07-13 | 10222 2.3 | 152

Why donīt Penguins like rock music?
2005-08-09 | 14172 1.6 | 152

What did Michael Jackson do when his hair caught..
2005-07-16 | 12423 2.3 | 150

What lights up a soccer stadium?
2005-07-16 | 6706 2.1 | 143

What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair...
2005-07-13 | 16291 2.8 | 140

Why did the three little pigs decide to leave home
2006-04-19 | 13170 2.0 | 140

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
2006-04-25 | 16356 2.5 | 139

Why did the chicken cross the road?
2005-07-16 | 12070 1.9 | 139

What do you call a one legged woman?
2005-07-27 | 8433 2.8 | 129

The Mets and Michael Jackson
2005-07-16 | 10347 2.4 | 129

Why did the blonde get so excited...
2005-07-13 | 12316 3.1 | 125

Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers
2005-07-29 | 10205 2.9 | 125

Why does a blonde only change diapers...
2005-07-13 | 14570 2.2 | 124

When do monkeys fall from the sky?
2006-04-27 | 7175 2.1 | 124

Why did the baseball player go to jail?
2005-07-20 | 11388 2.2 | 121

How is the Italian version of Christmas different?
2005-07-16 | 21857 2.5 | 119

What do hurricanes and steriods have in common?
2005-07-16 | 9548 2.7 | 113

What kind of fish do Penguins catch at night?
2005-08-09 | 8842 2.7 | 113

Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of...
2005-07-14 | 11334 2.2 | 110

Who is a Penguinīs favourite pop star?
2005-08-09 | 8436 1.7 | 109

Why don't Italians have freckles?
2005-07-16 | 17340 2.0 | 108

Why did the blonde buy a brown cow?
2005-07-14 | 13013 2.3 | 104

Whatīs black and white and goes round and around?
2005-08-09 | 10152 2.7 | 103

When were pigs made?
2005-08-03 | 11257 2.3 | 103

Where do dumb aliens go?
2005-09-22 | 5487 1.9 | 103

What is dumber than a brunette building a fire...
2005-07-14 | 14692 3.0 | 102

How do Penguins drink their cola?
2005-08-09 | 9363 1.8 | 101

What does FIAT stand for?
2005-07-16 | 10759 1.7 | 100

Topless female accordian players
2005-08-27 | 7385 2.2 | 99

What's the difference between a German ...
2005-08-06 | 14670 1.8 | 98

Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?
2005-07-15 | 9083 2.6 | 94

How did Moses part the Red Sea?
2006-04-19 | 9199 2.2 | 94

What did the blonde name her pet zebra?
2005-07-13 | 8282 2.6 | 92

What do mother Penguins say to their children ...
2005-08-09 | 9059 2.2 | 92

Q: What do you call a blonde mother-in-law?
2005-07-13 | 12041 1.8 | 91

Mayflower
2001-11-24 | 26078 1.6 | 89

Pilgrims
2001-11-24 | 28398 2.2 | 88

Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
2005-07-13 | 9822 3.0 | 87

Make a french horn sound like a trombone
2005-08-22 | 5105 2.5 | 87

What is the difference between the Dresden bombing
2005-08-06 | 5171 2.0 | 87

What do Bin Laden and Hiroshima have in common?
2005-07-15 | 8126 1.9 | 87

The difference between a blond & a terrorist ...
2005-07-14 | 12012 2.8 | 85

Why do two Penguins in a nest always agree?
2005-08-09 | 7846 2.5 | 85

Which job is a cow most suited for?
2005-07-17 | 10946 2.1 | 85

What do they call a boxer who gets beat up...
2006-04-19 | 4785 1.9 | 85

How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb
2006-04-28 | 5921 2.1 | 83

What do you call a good looking man with a br...
2005-07-14 | 10224 2.0 | 83

What do you do if a Polak throws a pin at you?
2005-07-16 | 7007 2.4 | 82

What did the tennis ball say when it got hit?
2005-07-16 | 6835 2.0 | 81

How do you say hello in French?
2005-07-15 | 10149 1.6 | 79

Turkey Riddle #5
2001-11-24 | 34365 2.2 | 78

Why do elephants wear blue tennis shoes?
2005-07-16 | 4749 2.2 | 77

What did the drummer get on his IQ test?
2005-08-22 | 6542 2.1 | 75

How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?
2005-07-13 | 8554 3.1 | 74

How many Polaks does it take to change a light ...
0000-00-00 | 5796 1.8 | 74

Why does hamburger have lower energy than steak?
2005-07-17 | 11293 2.5 | 73

What takes longer, running from first base ...
2005-07-17 | 8545 2.5 | 72

How is Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone?
2005-07-15 | 8190 2.4 | 72

Why do Italians hate Johavah's Witnesses?
2005-07-16 | 12753 2.5 | 71

What do you call an uncircumcised Jew ...
2005-08-04 | 6642 1.9 | 71

Where can you find 90,000,000 French jokes?
2005-07-15 | 5821 1.5 | 70

Go to moo-vies
2005-07-17 | 6865 2.3 | 69

What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
2005-07-14 | 8863 2.7 | 68

What do you call a brunette in a room full...
2005-07-14 | 11438 2.3 | 68

Who really killed John F. Kennedy?
2005-07-16 | 9422 1.7 | 68

Why are so many blonde jokes one liners?
2005-07-14 | 10039 2.3 | 67

What band is a cow favorite?
2005-07-17 | 9998 2.0 | 67

Baby Astronaut
2005-07-21 | 8771 2.3 | 65

How do you keep a blonde busy?
2005-07-13 | 6259 3.2 | 64

What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
2005-07-17 | 11070 2.3 | 63

Dark Ages
2005-08-03 | 3588 2.8 | 62

Where does a cat go when it loses its tail?
2005-07-21 | 6829 2.5 | 62

How do we know that Christ was Irish?
2005-07-12 | 9158 2.3 | 62

Why did God invent whiskey?
2005-07-12 | 8784 2.1 | 62

What do you call a brunette with a blonde...
2005-07-14 | 11645 2.0 | 61

A car salesman and a computer salesman
2005-07-26 | 7292 2.0 | 61

How do you advertise surplus WWII Italian rifles..
2005-07-16 | 7260 2.8 | 60

What has more lives than a cat?
2005-07-21 | 7567 2.2 | 60

Why are French streets tree-lined?
2005-07-15 | 10002 2.4 | 58

How many clarinetists does it take to change ...
2005-08-15 | 3625 2.1 | 56

How many French horn players does it take ...
2005-08-22 | 4229 2.2 | 54

How many Frenchmen does it take to change ...
2005-07-15 | 6707 2.6 | 53

What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?
2005-07-13 | 9071 2.0 | 52

Why are viola jokes so short?
2005-08-11 | 5244 2.7 | 51

The least-used sentence in the English language
2005-08-27 | 5521 2.6 | 51

What is a crafty pig called?
2005-08-03 | 9939 2.5 | 51

How do you fix a broken tuba?
2005-08-22 | 3953 2.2 | 50

Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?
2005-07-21 | 6931 3.3 | 49

Santa Claus, Tooth Fairy, Dumb Blond & Smart Blond
2005-07-14 | 6985 2.6 | 49

What do you call a pimple on an Italian?
2005-07-16 | 13069 1.6 | 49

What do you call a smart blond?
2005-07-13 | 6071 3.0 | 48

Why do Blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
2005-07-13 | 5465 3.0 | 48

Why do blondes like lightning?
2005-07-13 | 4293 2.9 | 48

What did the exasperated Jewish pig say?
2005-08-03 | 6227 2.2 | 48

What is the dieter's element?
2005-07-17 | 7174 1.8 | 48

How do you drown a blond?
2005-07-14 | 5218 3.0 | 47

How to trumpet players greet each other?
2005-08-22 | 3878 2.3 | 47

What is the difference between Yankee fans ...
2005-07-17 | 6563 2.0 | 47

An accordion, a set of bagpipes and a viola
2005-08-27 | 3749 2.3 | 45

Why did the blonde secretary cut off her finger?
2005-07-14 | 4985 2.2 | 45

What's the difference between a Frenchman...
2005-07-15 | 6477 1.9 | 42

Why did the baseball player take his bat ...
2005-07-20 | 7963 2.8 | 41

Why do blondes drive VW's
2005-07-13 | 3829 2.2 | 41

How was the canon invented?
2005-08-12 | 3189 1.7 | 41

What do you get when you cross an Italian ...
2005-07-16 | 13961 2.6 | 40

If a bear in Yosemite, and one in Alaska fall ...
2005-07-17 | 7406 2.5 | 39

Why do elephants walk on four feet?
2005-07-16 | 3506 2.1 | 39

How do you sink a polish battleship?
2005-07-16 | 5159 2.7 | 38

Fishermen and Hypochondriacs
2006-04-23 | 5018 2.3 | 38

How many alto sax players does it take to change..
2005-08-15 | 3300 1.8 | 38

Why is a bassoon better than an oboe?
2005-08-15 | 2707 1.6 | 38

What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
2005-07-21 | 6226 2.3 | 37

How do you play Taliban bingo?
2005-07-15 | 3547 2.1 | 37

A Blonde in an M&M Factory
2005-07-13 | 4609 2.3 | 36

Why do men like blonde jokes?
2005-07-14 | 7084 2.6 | 35

If Tarzan and Jane were Italian ...
2005-07-16 | 11473 2.5 | 35

What's a accordion good for?
2005-08-27 | 3340 2.1 | 35

Why does the new Italian Navy use glass ...
2005-07-16 | 6184 1.9 | 35

What did the gambler do with his cards?
2005-07-17 | 7636 1.8 | 35

What's the difference between a washing machine...
2005-08-12 | 4612 1.8 | 34

What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine
2005-08-15 | 4135 3.0 | 33

What do you call an Italian with an I.Q. of 180?
2005-07-16 | 10111 1.8 | 33

What language do the Vatican Police speak?
2005-07-16 | 8048 1.7 | 33

What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM...
2005-07-13 | 4374 3.1 | 32

What did the barber say to the Italian kid?
2005-07-16 | 9962 2.8 | 32

Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?
2005-07-13 | 4994 2.0 | 32

How do you take census in a Polish village?
2005-07-16 | 4223 2.0 | 31

How do you get a guitar player to play softer?
2005-08-27 | 4044 1.9 | 31

What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
2005-07-13 | 3986 3.2 | 30

Why did the blonde bake a chicken...
2005-07-14 | 5304 2.5 | 30

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
2005-07-16 | 6534 1.9 | 30

How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?
2005-07-16 | 7068 3.3 | 29

What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving?
2005-07-15 | 2406 1.8 | 29

How do you brainwash an Italian?
2005-07-16 | 12924 1.8 | 29

What's the difference between a viola ...
2005-08-11 | 2317 1.6 | 29

Do you know what a Jewish dilemma is?
2006-04-25 | 5121 3.1 | 28

What ballet do squirrels like?
2006-04-19 | 3392 2.9 | 28

How many French soldiers does it take to defend...
2005-07-15 | 3724 2.7 | 28

Did you hear about the blond skydiver?
2005-07-13 | 3524 2.7 | 28

What's the difference between trumpet players ...
2005-08-22 | 2990 2.4 | 28

What do you call a blonde with 90% of her intel...
2005-07-14 | 5602 2.4 | 28

What do you call a man who only needs body armour
2005-07-15 | 4224 1.9 | 28

Why are the new Ford trucks more aerodymic?
2005-07-16 | 5953 3.0 | 27

A Smart Blonde & Bigfoot
2005-07-13 | 3948 2.9 | 27

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?
2005-07-16 | 4286 2.7 | 27

Why don't blondes like making KOOL-AID?
2005-07-13 | 3423 2.0 | 27

What do you call a bass clarinetist with half ...
2005-08-15 | 2288 1.8 | 27

How does an Italian get into an honest business?
2005-07-16 | 7734 2.1 | 26

A guitar player is drooling
2005-08-27 | 3506 1.8 | 26

The child of a trombonist
2005-08-22 | 3078 3.0 | 25

How many trumpet players does it take ...
2005-08-22 | 3195 2.8 | 25

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
2005-07-13 | 4535 2.6 | 25

Why do blondes have more fun?
0000-00-00 | 4062 2.6 | 25

Why did the communist kittens become capitalists?
2005-07-21 | 3788 2.4 | 25

How does a blonde kill a worm?
2005-07-14 | 4673 1.8 | 25

What's the difference between a saxophone ...
2005-08-15 | 3007 1.6 | 25

What do you call a cat that has swallowed a duck?
2005-07-21 | 5597 2.8 | 24

The sound of a banjo
2005-08-27 | 2291 2.3 | 24

How did the blonde burn her nose?
2005-07-13 | 3319 1.7 | 24

Why did the cat put oil on the mouse?
2005-07-21 | 5284 3.0 | 23

What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen ...
2005-07-15 | 4637 2.5 | 23

Why do French tanks have 6 reverse gears ...
2005-07-15 | 4198 2.5 | 23

How do you confuse a blonde?
2005-07-13 | 3649 1.7 | 23

Why is the French horn a divine instrument?
2005-08-22 | 3286 3.0 | 22

How do you keep your violin from getting stolen?
2005-08-11 | 3353 2.6 | 22

What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease
2005-07-13 | 3153 2.1 | 22

How many second violinists does it take to change
2005-08-11 | 3482 3.2 | 21

How did the blond burn her ear?
2005-07-14 | 2765 3.1 | 21

Blonde Lightbulb Joke #1
2005-07-14 | 3336 2.9 | 21

Why are the Japanese so smart?
2005-07-14 | 3197 2.7 | 21

Blonde Lightbulb Joke #3
2005-07-14 | 3035 2.4 | 21

How do you get a Highlander onto the roof?
2005-07-15 | 4723 2.4 | 21

Make a trombone sound like a french horn
2005-08-22 | 2371 2.3 | 21

What runs but has no legs?
2005-07-27 | 3206 1.6 | 21

Why did the judge dismiss the entire jury ...
2005-07-21 | 4515 3.2 | 20

What's the range of a tuba?
2005-08-22 | 2795 2.8 | 20

Why is turtle wax so expensive?
2005-07-31 | 4012 2.8 | 20

How can you identify a French Infantryman?
2005-07-15 | 3613 2.6 | 20

Why does it take 5 Irishmen to change a lightbulb?
2005-07-12 | 6090 2.5 | 20

What's happening when you hear "woof... splat...
2005-07-21 | 5176 2.5 | 20

What do you get when you cross a chick ...
2005-07-21 | 4389 2.3 | 20

How many guitar players does it take to change...
2005-08-27 | 3614 2.2 | 20

What do you call a blonde golfer with an IQ of 125
2005-07-14 | 5431 2.2 | 20

Why do bands have bass players?
2005-08-22 | 3583 2.0 | 20

How did the Vikings send secret messages?
2005-08-03 | 2198 1.9 | 20

Why can't a gorilla play trumpet?
2005-08-22 | 3194 1.4 | 20

Jewish Mother Disease
2005-08-07 | 3025 2.6 | 19

What do Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein...
2005-07-15 | 2385 2.5 | 19

How did the Irish Jig get started?
2005-07-14 | 5062 2.5 | 19

What is a gentleman?
2005-08-22 | 3372 1.8 | 19

What did the blonde think of the new computer?
2005-07-14 | 3384 1.8 | 19

What's the difference between Elvis and smart...
2005-07-14 | 3726 1.7 | 19

Why did the chicken cross the road?
2005-08-15 | 3411 1.7 | 18

What do you call a Frenchman advancing on Baghdad?
2005-07-15 | 4077 2.3 | 17

How long does a harp stay in tune?
2005-08-15 | 2247 2.3 | 17

What does a blonde owl say?
2005-07-13 | 2699 2.1 | 17

What do you get when you cross a French Horn ...
2005-08-22 | 2719 1.7 | 17

Why do Polish police cars have stripes ...
2005-07-16 | 3740 1.5 | 17

What is the dynamic range of the bass trombone?
2005-08-22 | 2680 2.9 | 16

How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
2005-07-13 | 3291 2.8 | 16

The difference between an Uzi and an accordion
2005-08-27 | 2689 2.8 | 16

Why are orchestra intermissions limited to 20 ...
2005-08-22 | 2643 2.5 | 16

Why do blondes hate M&Ms?
2005-07-13 | 3074 2.3 | 16

What's a bassoon good for?
2005-08-27 | 2753 2.2 | 16

How do you make a double bass sound in tune?
2005-08-15 | 2382 2.0 | 16

What's the difference between a baritone saxophone
2005-08-15 | 2461 1.8 | 16

What do you call two guitarists playing in unison?
2005-08-27 | 3334 1.3 | 16

Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine...
2005-07-13 | 2794 3.2 | 15

Why can't blondes make ice cubes?
2005-07-14 | 2192 3.1 | 15

How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?
2005-07-14 | 3051 2.9 | 15

Why do elephants travel in herds?
2005-07-16 | 2763 2.0 | 15

How do you tell the difference between a violinist
2005-08-11 | 2193 1.9 | 15

What is the difference between a french horn ...
2005-08-22 | 2596 1.8 | 15

What's the definition of chutzpah?
2005-08-06 | 3053 2.6 | 14

What did the blonde say about blonde jokes?
2005-07-14 | 2526 2.1 | 14

What's the difference between a fiddle ...
2005-08-11 | 2607 1.9 | 14

What is a blonde's favorite part of a gas station?
2005-07-13 | 3638 1.6 | 14

What can strike a blonde without her even...
2005-07-14 | 3029 3.2 | 13

Why do violinists put a cloth ...
2005-08-11 | 2805 2.9 | 13

If you're lost in the desert, what do you aim for?
2005-08-12 | 3144 2.8 | 13

What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
2005-07-13 | 3435 2.7 | 13

How does a blonde high-5?
2005-07-13 | 2570 2.4 | 13

What's the difference between a Trumpet player ...
2005-08-22 | 2426 2.4 | 13

What's the Blonde's cheer?
2005-07-13 | 2239 1.9 | 13

Ten accordians at the bottom of the ocean
2005-08-27 | 3019 1.8 | 13

What do you call someone who hangs out ...
2005-08-22 | 2899 1.8 | 13

Get your viola section to sound like the horn ...
2005-08-22 | 2192 1.8 | 13

How do you know when a trumpet player is at ...
2005-08-22 | 2245 1.4 | 13

Who wears a dirty white robe and rides a pig?
2005-07-16 | 3221 1.3 | 13

Why did a skeleton with one hand cross the road?
2005-07-27 | 2480 2.9 | 12

How do you keep a blonde in suspense?
2005-07-13 | 3092 2.7 | 12

Why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory
2005-07-13 | 2418 2.5 | 12

What is black and blue and found floating...
2005-07-12 | 3958 2.4 | 12

Why are there so few blonde pharmacists?
2005-07-14 | 2097 2.4 | 12

How do you know when a trombone player is at ...
2005-08-22 | 2286 2.3 | 12

A Blonde Making Chocolate Chip Cookies
2005-07-13 | 2781 2.2 | 12

What is the definition of gross ignorance?
2005-07-13 | 3511 2.0 | 12

How does a blonde make instant pudding?
2005-07-14 | 2503 1.8 | 12

How can you tell when a FAX had been sent...
2005-07-13 | 2991 1.6 | 12

What is a burning oboe good for?
2005-08-15 | 2121 1.6 | 12

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries ...
2005-07-16 | 2458 1.4 | 12

Why don't blondes double recipes?
2005-07-13 | 2065 3.2 | 11

A banjo player in a three-piece suit
2005-08-27 | 2342 3.0 | 11

What did the German clock maker say
2006-04-19 | 1658 3.0 | 11

What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief..
2005-07-13 | 2342 2.9 | 11

What do you do if a Polak throws a hand-grenade...
2005-07-16 | 3784 2.6 | 11

What is the difference between Mel Rojas and UPS?
2005-07-17 | 2700 2.6 | 11

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2005-07-13 | 2711 2.5 | 11

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2005-07-13 | 2591 2.5 | 11

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2005-07-13 | 2925 2.3 | 11

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2005-08-04 | 2755 2.1 | 11

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2005-07-16 | 3189 1.5 | 11

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2005-07-14 | 2193 1.4 | 11

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2005-07-13 | 3462 3.0 | 10

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2005-08-12 | 1825 2.9 | 10

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2005-08-12 | 3677 2.8 | 10

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2005-07-13 | 2762 2.7 | 10

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2005-07-15 | 3541 2.6 | 10

10 blondes at the bottom of the pool
2005-07-13 | 3073 2.6 | 10

Improve the aerodynamics of a trombonist's car
2005-08-22 | 2156 2.5 | 10

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2005-07-15 | 2652 2.4 | 10

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2005-08-12 | 2148 2.4 | 10

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2005-07-14 | 4566 2.2 | 10

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2005-07-14 | 2651 1.6 | 10

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2005-08-12 | 2921 1.3 | 10

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2005-07-14 | 2078 2.8 | 9

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2005-07-13 | 2310 2.7 | 9

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2005-07-16 | 2303 2.6 | 9

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2005-08-12 | 2069 2.6 | 9

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2005-08-27 | 2029 2.3 | 9

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2005-08-15 | 2076 2.1 | 9

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2006-04-19 | 1898 2.0 | 9

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2005-08-12 | 2403 1.8 | 9

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2005-08-12 | 1831 1.7 | 9

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2005-08-15 | 1816 1.7 | 9

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2005-07-16 | 2499 1.6 | 9

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2005-07-13 | 2206 1.1 | 9

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2005-07-14 | 2578 3.1 | 8

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2005-07-14 | 2044 3.1 | 8

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2005-07-14 | 1993 2.8 | 8

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2005-07-13 | 2606 2.6 | 8

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2005-07-14 | 2377 2.6 | 8

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2005-08-27 | 1796 2.4 | 8

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2005-08-12 | 1640 2.4 | 8

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2005-07-14 | 2558 2.2 | 8

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2005-08-15 | 2552 2.2 | 8

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2005-08-12 | 1838 2.1 | 8

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2005-07-13 | 2519 2.0 | 8

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2005-07-13 | 2421 2.0 | 8

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2005-07-13 | 2300 1.9 | 8

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2005-08-11 | 2230 1.8 | 8

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2005-08-11 | 2157 1.5 | 8

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2005-08-04 | 2103 1.5 | 8

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2005-08-11 | 1943 1.5 | 8

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2005-08-07 | 2643 2.9 | 7

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2005-07-14 | 2139 2.7 | 7

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2005-07-13 | 2929 2.4 | 7

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2005-07-14 | 2566 2.4 | 7

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2005-07-14 | 2462 2.4 | 7

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2005-08-22 | 2409 2.4 | 7

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2005-07-13 | 2142 2.3 | 7

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2005-08-12 | 2108 2.1 | 7

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2005-08-12 | 1807 2.1 | 7

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2005-08-12 | 2028 2.0 | 7

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2005-07-14 | 2814 1.7 | 7

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2005-08-15 | 2082 1.6 | 7

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2005-08-11 | 2085 1.4 | 7

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2005-07-13 | 1998 1.4 | 7

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2005-08-22 | 2463 1.3 | 7

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2005-07-13 | 2445 3.0 | 6

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2005-08-12 | 1994 2.7 | 6

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2005-07-13 | 2885 2.3 | 6

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2005-07-14 | 2394 2.3 | 6

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2005-07-13 | 2097 2.3 | 6

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2005-07-13 | 1801 2.3 | 6

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2005-07-13 | 1942 2.2 | 6

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2005-08-12 | 2173 2.0 | 6

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2005-07-13 | 2137 2.0 | 6

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2005-07-14 | 2015 2.0 | 6

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2005-07-13 | 1792 2.0 | 6

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2005-08-22 | 2171 1.8 | 6

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2005-07-13 | 2566 1.7 | 6

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2005-07-16 | 2163 1.5 | 6

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2005-07-13 | 1892 1.3 | 6

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2005-07-13 | 2152 1.2 | 6

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2005-08-12 | 1876 1.0 | 6

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2005-08-04 | 2457 2.8 | 5

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2005-07-13 | 2323 2.8 | 5

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2005-07-13 | 2268 2.8 | 5

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2005-07-13 | 2408 2.4 | 5

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2005-07-13 | 2388 2.4 | 5

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2005-07-13 | 2296 2.4 | 5

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2005-07-13 | 2235 2.4 | 5

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2005-07-14 | 1960 2.4 | 5

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2005-07-14 | 1954 2.4 | 5

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2005-08-12 | 1931 2.4 | 5

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2005-07-13 | 1925 2.4 | 5

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2005-07-13 | 2425 2.2 | 5

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2005-07-13 | 2149 2.2 | 5

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2005-07-13 | 1985 2.2 | 5

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2005-08-11 | 1586 2.2 | 5

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2005-08-22 | 2166 2.0 | 5

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2005-08-22 | 2954 1.8 | 5

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2005-07-13 | 2302 1.8 | 5

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2005-07-13 | 2090 1.8 | 5

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2005-07-13 | 1922 1.8 | 5

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2005-08-12 | 1939 1.6 | 5

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2005-07-14 | 1857 1.6 | 5

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2005-08-11 | 1655 1.6 | 5

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2005-08-12 | 1708 3.0 | 4

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2005-08-12 | 2112 2.8 | 4

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2005-07-13 | 2054 2.8 | 4

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2005-08-04 | 2647 2.5 | 4

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2005-07-14 | 1960 2.5 | 4

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2005-07-13 | 1888 2.2 | 4

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2005-07-13 | 1879 2.2 | 4

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2005-07-13 | 1713 2.2 | 4

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2005-07-13 | 2146 2.0 | 4

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2005-07-13 | 1858 2.0 | 4

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2005-08-11 | 1745 2.0 | 4

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2005-08-04 | 2267 1.8 | 4

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2005-07-13 | 1755 1.8 | 4

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2005-08-15 | 1978 1.5 | 4

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2005-08-12 | 1613 1.5 | 4

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2005-07-13 | 2379 1.2 | 4

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2005-07-13 | 1808 1.2 | 4

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2005-08-11 | 1602 1.0 | 4

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2005-08-15 | 2497 3.0 | 3

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2005-07-14 | 1993 3.0 | 3

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2005-08-12 | 1820 3.0 | 3

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2005-08-22 | 2341 2.7 | 3

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2005-07-13 | 1747 2.3 | 3

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2005-07-14 | 1702 2.3 | 3

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0000-00-00 | 1972 2.0 | 3

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2005-07-13 | 1878 2.0 | 3

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2005-07-13 | 1700 2.0 | 3

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2005-07-16 | 1591 2.0 | 3

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2005-08-12 | 1528 2.0 | 3

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2005-08-11 | 1659 1.3 | 3

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