<?xml version='1.0' ?><rss version='2.0' xmlns:rdf='http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns' xmlns:admin='http://webns.net/mvcb/' xmlns:dc='http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/' xmlns:slash='http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/' xmlns:wfw='http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/' xmlns:content='http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/'><channel><title>Basic Jokes: Redneck Joke of the Day</title><link>http://www.basicjokes.com/</link><description>Clean Jokes for a Dirty World</description><language>en-us</language><docs>http://www.basicjokes.com/redneck.xml</docs><image><title>Clean Jokes - Funny Quotes - Funny Cartoons</title><url>http://www.basicjokes.com/BasicJokesLogo.jpg</url><link>http://www.basicjokes.com/</link></image><item><title>You Might Be A Redneck If #15</title><link>http://www.basicjokes.com/djoke.php?id=15</link><description>Your brother-in-law is your uncle.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You entire family has ever sat around waiting for a call from the governor to spare a loved one.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You go to the family reunion to pick up women.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Your grandmother has ever been asked to leave a bingo game because of her language.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You can't tell what color your car is because of the dirt.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You have refused to watch the Academy Awards since &quot;Smokey and the Bandit&quot; was snubbed for best picture.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;None of your shirts cover your stomach.</description></item></channel></rss>