http://www.basicjokes.com/Clean Jokes for a Dirty Worlden-ushttp://www.basicjokes.com/jod.xmlhttp://www.basicjokes.com/BasicJokesLogo.jpghttp://www.basicjokes.com/http://www.basicjokes.com/djoke.php?id=735Jill and John got married. John thought this <br />would be a "marriage of the 90's" -- equal roles for equal partners. <br /><br />So, the first morning back from their honeymoon, he brought Jill breakfast in bed. Jill wasn't impressed with his culinary skills, however. She looked disdainfully at the tray, and snorted, "Poached? I wanted scrambled!"<br /><br />Undaunted, the next morning, John brought his true love a scrambled egg. Jill wasn't having any of it. "Do you think I don't like variety? I wanted poached this morning!"<br /><br />Determined to please Jill, the next morning he thought, "third time's a charm" and brought her two eggs -- one scrambled and one poached."Here, my love, enjoy!" Jill looks at the plate and says, "You scrambled the wrong egg."