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Irish Jokes are ethnic jokes about Irishmen and rely on the real or imaginary.peculiarities the Irish for their humorous effect. The typical Irish joke will poke fun at the Irish people's love of beer or whiskey, or, common to many ethnics, their laziness or stupidity.
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Do You Want to Go to Heaven?

Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?"

The man said, "I do Father."

The priest said, "Then stand over there against the wall."

Then the priest asked the second man, "Do you want to got to heaven?"

"Certainly, Father," was the man's reply.

"Then stand over there against the wall," said the priest.

Then Father Murphy walked up to O'Toole and said, "Do you want to go to heaven?"

O'Toole said, "No, I don't Father."

The priest said, "I don't believe this. You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to heaven?"

O'Toole said, "Oh, when I die, yes. I thought you were getting a group together to go right now."



Jokes about Irishmen

Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman in a Pub
2005-07-12 | 48958 2.9 | 1032

The British and the Irish Collide
2005-07-13 | 18822 3.8 | 503

An Irishman, Englishman and a German
2005-07-12 | 42369 2.8 | 340

A Letter from an Irish Mother
2005-07-13 | 23493 3.6 | 294

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
2005-07-14 | 20928 2.6 | 289

A woman follows her husband
2005-07-12 | 30889 1.9 | 222

Three Brothers
2005-07-12 | 24156 3.5 | 210

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
2005-07-14 | 12234 2.1 | 162

The O'Malley Twins
2005-07-12 | 31260 3.7 | 142

Murphy applied for an engineering position ...
2005-07-17 | 23219 3.7 | 141

Paddy and Murphy Walking Down a Road
2005-07-12 | 7569 2.7 | 114

Irish Stew
2005-07-12 | 23700 1.9 | 112

Two farmers were driving their tractor...
2005-07-12 | 7007 1.8 | 109

Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of...
2005-07-14 | 9879 2.2 | 100

Irishman & the Devil
2005-07-12 | 14028 3.2 | 89

A Strong Lecture about Drink
2005-07-12 | 24193 2.1 | 88

Manyana
2005-07-12 | 6831 2.9 | 86

Irish toast
2005-07-12 | 7335 2.4 | 68

Two beggars in Ireland
2005-08-04 | 10478 2.5 | 66

An Irish Priest and a Rabbi
2005-07-12 | 8048 2.8 | 62

An Australian, an Irishman and an Englishman
2005-07-12 | 10927 2.4 | 59

Nicotine's Anonymous
2005-07-12 | 20434 1.9 | 58

An Irishman declares war!
2005-07-12 | 5362 2.9 | 54

Brendan Behan gets a job in London
2005-07-12 | 6806 1.7 | 53

Why did God invent whiskey?
2005-07-12 | 7157 2.2 | 51

First Offense
2005-07-12 | 21765 2.4 | 49

An American tourist in County Kerry
2005-07-12 | 5260 2.1 | 47

A Texan in Ballinclashett
2005-07-12 | 7208 2.9 | 45

Regular Consumption of Guinness
2005-07-12 | 25136 2.9 | 44

How do we know that Christ was Irish?
2005-07-12 | 7194 2.4 | 43

Gallagher's Obituary
2005-07-12 | 5749 2.5 | 42

Irish diplomacy
2005-07-12 | 5985 3.2 | 41

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman
2005-07-12 | 4984 2.0 | 41

Irish Olives
2005-07-12 | 21616 2.5 | 40

Drinking Buddies
2005-07-12 | 20657 2.5 | 39

Three Kick Method
2005-07-13 | 7784 3.6 | 37

Murphy Wins the Irish Sweepstakes
2005-07-12 | 4208 2.0 | 36

Man runs out of a West Belfast pub...
2005-07-12 | 3243 2.3 | 34

Irish abortion Clinic
2005-07-14 | 4392 2.7 | 32

10 Guinness's in 10 Minutes
2005-07-12 | 5338 2.8 | 28

God Creates Ireland
2005-07-12 | 6254 3.2 | 27

Irishman & God
2005-07-12 | 3629 2.0 | 27

Seamus & the Genie
2005-07-12 | 4668 3.3 | 23

Two drunks coming home..
2005-07-12 | 4374 3.6 | 21

Two Irishmen Win the Lottery
2005-07-12 | 3568 2.1 | 21

Irish Telephones
2005-07-13 | 6073 3.2 | 20

Circle Flies
2005-07-13 | 4045 3.2 | 19

Belfast Confession
2005-07-12 | 2510 3.0 | 19

Eulogy of Seamus O'Malley
2005-07-12 | 6417 2.8 | 19

Irish Obituary
2005-07-12 | 5389 2.4 | 19

The Last Supper
2005-07-12 | 4926 2.9 | 18

Why does it take 5 Irishmen to change a lightbulb?
2005-07-12 | 5229 2.6 | 18

How did the Irish Jig get started?
2005-07-14 | 4184 2.4 | 16

Irish Answers
2005-07-12 | 4915 2.9 | 15

Belfast Skydiving
2005-07-12 | 3892 2.9 | 15

Mrs. O'Connor Wants a Divorce
2005-07-12 | 4996 2.3 | 15

A Texan Rancher Comes to Ireland
2005-07-12 | 4238 2.3 | 14

Green Donkey
2005-07-13 | 4031 2.1 | 14

A Clipping from a Cork Newspaper
2005-07-12 | 3223 2.2 | 13

Murphy's Death
2005-07-12 | 4228 3.0 | 12

Talented Dog
2005-07-12 | 4156 2.7 | 12

An air freight to Australia
2005-07-12 | 3362 2.0 | 12

Do You Want to Go to Heaven?
2005-07-12 | 3186 2.7 | 11

An English Holiday
2005-07-12 | 2727 2.3 | 11

Suddenness of Death
2005-07-12 | 4049 2.0 | 11

Brendan Behan in a diabetic coma
2005-07-12 | 3125 1.2 | 11

Finnegan's Wife
2005-07-12 | 3029 2.8 | 10

St. Patrick
2005-07-12 | 2676 1.4 | 10

Tree Fellers Wanted
2005-07-12 | 2313 3.0 | 9

What is black and blue and found floating...
2005-07-12 | 3272 2.1 | 9

How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good..
2005-07-14 | 3834 1.6 | 8

Have ye seen Mulligan
2005-07-12 | 2302 2.9 | 7

An Irishman and an American at Shannon Airport
2005-07-12 | 2539 2.7 | 7

Camping Trip
2005-07-12 | 2503 2.6 | 7

Small Irish Villiage
2005-07-12 | 2462 2.4 | 7

American Cabbages
2005-07-12 | 2234 2.4 | 7

An American and an Irishman
2005-07-12 | 2669 1.9 | 7

O'Connell Falls
2005-07-12 | 2698 2.7 | 6

Do You Understand French
2005-07-12 | 3083 2.3 | 6

Brendan Behan bumps into a lady
2005-07-12 | 2443 2.8 | 5

Casey and Riley
2005-07-12 | 2210 2.4 | 5

O'Connor & the American
2005-07-12 | 2407 2.2 | 5

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