The Joke Cross the Road... Fat Turkey
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Cross the Road... Fat Turkey
Cross the Road... Fat Turkey Joke |
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What's The Joke Cross the Road... Fat Turkey?
Q: Why did the fat turkey cross the road?
A: To get hit by my car. |
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