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	Bar Jokes - Funny Clean Jokes about Bars

Funny Jokes: Bar Jokes

Bar Jokes

Jokes about Bars

Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman in a Pub

2005-07-12 | 54669

2.9 | 1144

Blonde Joke in a Bar

2005-07-14 | 30721

3.4 | 454

Knows when to stop ...

2005-07-19 | 22804

3.1 | 293

Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog ...

2005-07-19 | 20351

3.4 | 244

A woman follows her husband

2005-07-12 | 34246

1.8 | 234

2005-07-12 | 27413

3.5 | 227

The O'Malley Twins

2005-07-12 | 35114

3.8 | 160

A neutron walks into a bar ...

2005-07-17 | 14240

3.2 | 118

A mushroom came into a bar

2006-04-25 | 5570

1.9 | 112

On their way home from the bar ...

2005-07-19 | 21386

3.2 | 105

2005-07-29 | 12847

3.1 | 103

The number twelve goes to a bar

2005-07-19 | 12978

2.7 | 98

A drunk orders himself a beer

2005-07-19 | 11768

3.2 | 91

An Australian, an Irishman and an Englishman

2005-07-12 | 12479

2.3 | 67

A construction worker walks into a bar ...

2005-07-19 | 6390

2.1 | 55

2005-07-26 | 8932

3.0 | 47

2005-07-12 | 24106

2.5 | 41

A circus owner walked into a bar ...

2005-07-19 | 4715

2.4 | 41

Does your dog bite?

2005-07-19 | 6449

2.8 | 37

The story of a very short man

2005-07-19 | 5459

2.1 | 37

A man goes to a bar with his dog ...

2005-07-19 | 6299

3.3 | 35

10 Guinness's in 10 Minutes

2005-07-12 | 6178

2.8 | 30

Two tuba players walk past a bar...

2005-08-22 | 2740

2.0 | 29

You looked a lot like my wife

2005-07-19 | 5875

2.9 | 24

Looking to buy a frog?

2005-07-19 | 5129

3.2 | 23

Bar Stool Accident

2006-04-20 | 4780

1.4 | 23

A very depressed man

2005-07-19 | 4346

3.5 | 21

A Blonde Goes to Disneyland

2005-07-13 | 4214

2.7 | 21

Set me up with seven whiskey shots ...

2005-07-19 | 4115

3.2 | 19

A golf club walks into a bar ...

2005-07-19 | 5192

2.4 | 19

A motorway walks into a pub one day...

2005-07-19 | 2511

3.1 | 18

I bet you $1,000

2005-07-19 | 3668

2.7 | 18

Margaret and Patty

2005-07-13 | 3057

3.1 | 17

Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar...

2005-07-19 | 3465

2.1 | 17

The wife is not speaking to me

2005-07-19 | 5845

3.2 | 14

A Clipping from a Cork Newspaper

2005-07-12 | 3584

2.4 | 14

A seal walks into a bar ...

2005-07-19 | 2913

2.4 | 14

Drinking by himself

2005-07-19 | 3010

2.2 | 13

Three rats are sitting at the bar bragging ...

2005-07-19 | 3104

2.2 | 12

I can bite my eye

2005-07-19 | 2077

2.5 | 11

Reasons to allow drinking at work

2005-07-19 | 3896

3.2 | 10

I don't owe anything for this drink

2005-07-19 | 2514

2.7 | 10

Free drinks for everyone

2005-07-19 | 3081

3.2 | 9

A man walked into a bar ...

2005-07-19 | 2488

2.6 | 9

A brain goes to a local bar

2005-07-19 | 2067

2.5 | 8

Bass Players' IQ

2005-08-15 | 2334

1.9 | 8

I walked into a bar and ordered a double.

2005-07-19 | 1750

1.7 | 7

Three vampires go to a bar

2005-07-19 | 2494

2.2 | 6

2005-07-19 | 3082

1.8 | 6

I'll trust you that you paid

2005-07-19 | 2726

2.4 | 5

This pill allows you to fly

2005-07-19 | 2059

3.0 | 4

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