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Jokes about Jews

Osama's Valentine

2003-01-10 | 62968

3.0 | 1291

2005-07-11 | 68941

2.7 | 815

A Jew and a Christian

2002-07-19 | 37254

2.0 | 619

The Pope and the Jew

2002-06-22 | 54816

3.4 | 575

2002-09-05 | 74211

2.0 | 364

Divorce After 54 Years

2005-07-16 | 24341

2.7 | 214

A young Jewish man visiting a psychiatrist

2002-09-26 | 57875

1.9 | 209

Jewish Marriage advice

2005-08-07 | 14017

2.1 | 189

So , You wanted a Kosher Computer

2002-12-23 | 15741

3.2 | 180

Jewish & Catholic

2005-07-26 | 21570

2.2 | 174

Christmas vs. Chanukah

2002-09-30 | 41148

3.0 | 140

2005-08-07 | 12823

2.3 | 132

A Jewish man moves into a Catholic neighborhood

2005-07-28 | 16989

3.0 | 123

2002-08-31 | 41389

2.8 | 115

Two beggars in Ireland

2005-08-04 | 15799

2.6 | 101

2002-12-31 | 11791

2.1 | 100

Phone call to God

2005-08-06 | 10270

3.0 | 94

Not Me Your Honor

2002-09-07 | 47805

2.6 | 89

An Irish Priest and a Rabbi

2005-07-12 | 12308

2.8 | 88

You know you grew up Jewish when ...

2002-09-04 | 33275

2.6 | 80

How you can tell if a person's not been to synag..

2005-08-06 | 4772

1.6 | 78

What do you call an uncircumcised Jew ...

2005-08-04 | 7576

2.1 | 77

Mama Goes Shopping

2002-09-29 | 41726

2.2 | 76

2002-09-02 | 46338

3.1 | 74

Making It Kosher

2003-05-15 | 5931

2.9 | 73

2005-08-07 | 12720

2.2 | 66

Jack's Last Will and Testament

2005-07-21 | 7309

2.6 | 64

Morris and his Rabbi

2002-09-29 | 41672

2.2 | 63

2002-09-02 | 44022

3.1 | 62

2002-09-07 | 37963

2.5 | 62

2002-09-05 | 30204

2.1 | 62

2002-09-16 | 55909

2.6 | 60

Children of Israel

2002-09-09 | 33034

2.7 | 53

Four Letter Words

2005-08-04 | 11630

2.5 | 45

God will provide

2005-07-30 | 8828

3.1 | 44

The Army of God

2002-09-05 | 49512

2.8 | 44

2002-07-05 | 12254

2.2 | 44

Miami Beach Nursing Home Wedding

2005-07-21 | 12978

2.7 | 42

Jewish Princess Prayer

2002-12-23 | 5367

2.7 | 42

Moishe...The Optimist

2006-04-20 | 3562

1.6 | 42

Three Jewish Mothers

2005-08-04 | 7077

2.3 | 41

A Rabbi, a cantor, and a synagogue president

2005-08-06 | 4632

2.8 | 38

2005-08-04 | 10149

2.8 | 35

Three Reform Rabbis

2002-09-07 | 37496

2.3 | 35

What's a Jewish woman's idea of natural childbirth

2005-08-07 | 4098

1.7 | 35

New cheese factory

2005-08-04 | 3466

2.2 | 32

Do you know what a Jewish dilemma is?

2006-04-25 | 5708

3.1 | 30

2003-01-02 | 3400

2.0 | 29

The Praying Dog

2005-08-06 | 4794

2.4 | 25

If Microsoft were Jewish:

2005-08-04 | 5253

2.2 | 22

A more modern version of the binding of Isaac

2005-07-18 | 5890

2.8 | 21

What's the definition of chutzpah?

2005-08-06 | 3597

2.3 | 21

Jewish Mother Disease

2005-08-07 | 3431

2.6 | 20

2005-08-07 | 2647

2.7 | 19

Morris, the Samurai.

2005-08-04 | 2868

3.1 | 17

2005-07-15 | 7697

2.2 | 17

2005-08-07 | 3563

1.9 | 17

CONVERT TO CATHOLICISM AND GET $100

2005-08-07 | 2846

2.7 | 16

I never make way for fools

2002-08-23 | 3107

3.1 | 15

2005-08-04 | 3624

1.6 | 14

Kol Nidre night

2005-08-04 | 2434

2.9 | 13

2005-08-04 | 2263

2.8 | 13

Price of Oranges

2006-04-15 | 2764

2.1 | 13

Mealtime during a flight on El Al

2005-07-21 | 4850

3.1 | 12

2006-07-10 | 1804

2.6 | 12

2005-08-04 | 2741

2.2 | 12

How many Jewish mothers does it take to change...

2005-08-04 | 3336

2.5 | 11

2002-12-23 | 2460

2.2 | 11

What kind of cheese melts on a piece of matza ...

2005-08-04 | 3063

2.1 | 11

Chanukah Songs that Never Quite Caught On

2006-04-23 | 2409

3.1 | 10

2005-08-04 | 3235

2.5 | 10

Kosher Variant of BSE

2005-07-18 | 2974

2.3 | 10

Jewish film titles

2005-08-04 | 5941

2.2 | 10

The ventriloquist

2005-08-06 | 1944

2.1 | 10

Israel's economy

2005-08-07 | 2724

3.2 | 9

If Microsoft Were Jewish

2006-04-20 | 3036

2.8 | 9

2005-08-04 | 2447

2.8 | 9

What is the proper blessing to recite . . .

2005-08-04 | 2351

1.4 | 9

2005-08-06 | 1956

1.3 | 9

The school teacher�s prize

2005-08-04 | 2094

3.2 | 8

America and Israel

2006-04-19 | 2029

3.1 | 8

The President's Mother

2005-08-06 | 2004

3.1 | 8

Differences between Jewish Men and Women

2005-08-07 | 4591

3.0 | 8

The Jewish Advisor

2005-08-04 | 2754

3.0 | 8

2005-07-21 | 2206

3.0 | 8

Jewish Mothers make such good parole officers ...

2005-08-07 | 2922

2.9 | 8

Miriam was dying

2005-07-21 | 3819

2.6 | 8

2005-08-06 | 2670

2.0 | 8

A Serious Chat with Mom

2005-08-07 | 1904

1.9 | 8

Quite Special Parrot

2006-04-22 | 2337

3.1 | 7

Borrowed Pie Pan

2006-04-22 | 1705

1.7 | 7

2005-08-04 | 1948

2.7 | 6

Smart Jewish Boy

2005-07-21 | 3212

2.2 | 6

What do you call steaks ordered by ten Jewish men?

2005-08-04 | 2924

2.0 | 6

2006-04-19 | 1783

3.0 | 5

What did the waiter ask the group of Jewish mother

2005-08-04 | 2796

2.8 | 5

2005-08-04 | 1897

2.6 | 5

2005-08-06 | 1800

2.6 | 5

The dinner date

2005-08-07 | 2044

2.2 | 5

2005-08-04 | 1807

2.2 | 5

An elderly Jewish in the hospital

2005-07-21 | 2042

2.0 | 5

The rabbi tells a story

2006-04-19 | 1902

1.4 | 5

Bernie & Rachel

2005-07-21 | 1704

2.2 | 4

What does a mohel carry?

2005-08-04 | 2528

1.8 | 4

The missing years

2005-08-06 | 2800

2.7 | 3

Where does Moshe hide money from his wife Sadie?

2005-08-04 | 1929

2.7 | 3

Religious Goods

2005-08-02 | 1919

2.3 | 3

Favorite movie rentals for the Chanukah holiday

2006-04-23 | 1923

2.0 | 3

Bernie at the Races

2005-08-06 | 1615

2.0 | 3

2005-08-04 | 2305

1.7 | 3

Why did the Jewish Mother want to be buried near..

2005-08-07 | 2109

1.3 | 3

2006-04-20 | 1671

1.5 | 2

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