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	Animal Jokes - Funny Clean Jokes about Animals

Funny Jokes: Animal Jokes

Animal Jokes

Jokes about Animals

Turkey Riddle #2

2001-11-24 | 55137

1.9 | 1105

2002-08-27 | 56537

2.9 | 933

Mad Cow Disease

2003-02-24 | 27811

2.3 | 840

The Atheist and the Shark

2002-07-22 | 36081

3.5 | 503

The Preacher's Donkey

2002-08-02 | 32385

3.7 | 451

Three-legged chicken

2002-09-21 | 54093

2.8 | 372

Turkey Riddle #3

2001-11-24 | 38892

2.3 | 330

Bathing the Cat

2002-07-20 | 24974

3.5 | 318

2002-08-03 | 21088

2.8 | 312

The World's Smartest Dog?

2002-08-27 | 48002

3.2 | 307

The Art Collector

2002-07-29 | 23234

3.0 | 281

A Dog's Rules For Christmas

2002-12-23 | 33704

3.2 | 264

Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog ...

2005-07-19 | 20351

3.4 | 244

A Dog at the Movies

2002-10-12 | 48225

2.5 | 240

The Magician and the Parrot

2002-07-04 | 25549

3.2 | 235

2002-10-03 | 43527

2.0 | 219

Thanksgiving Dinner

2001-11-24 | 35798

1.6 | 216

What's a pig's favorite ballet?

2006-04-19 | 13810

2.4 | 199

May I take your order, sir

2002-09-30 | 42764

2.2 | 192

Jesus Is Watching You

2002-07-23 | 12728

3.4 | 173

The Navy Chief and his Parrot

2005-07-26 | 19303

3.2 | 155

Talking Dog for Sale

2002-09-21 | 55637

3.2 | 151

Ice Cream Humor

2002-07-19 | 20904

1.9 | 150

Foreign Language

2001-11-25 | 27458

2.7 | 142

2002-07-15 | 14683

2.0 | 141

2002-08-26 | 34856

3.1 | 137

Camping Tips...

2002-07-05 | 22792

2.3 | 132

The Veterinary Clinic

2002-11-14 | 26799

3.1 | 131

Little Tim's Goldfish

2002-07-20 | 13508

3.4 | 128

Turkey Riddle #4

2001-11-24 | 31467

2.0 | 128

Iowa 3-Kick Rule

2002-09-03 | 32600

3.7 | 119

Two Vampire Bats

2002-10-12 | 39607

3.0 | 112

A Dog's Telegram

2002-09-23 | 43967

2.2 | 107

2002-08-23 | 11808

3.1 | 103

2005-07-29 | 12848

3.1 | 103

The Ant and the Grasshopper

2002-09-07 | 30968

2.9 | 102

Bear-Hunting Preacher

2002-07-08 | 18039

3.6 | 96

2002-08-05 | 12989

3.0 | 96

Some race horses staying in a stable ...

2005-07-19 | 9404

2.8 | 94

Go Forth and Multiply

2002-09-29 | 43092

2.8 | 84

2002-07-19 | 12129

2.1 | 84

2003-01-09 | 9116

2.4 | 81

Nothing Special

2002-07-12 | 9793

2.4 | 80

2002-07-15 | 17093

3.3 | 78

Who Gets The Dog?

2002-07-29 | 11801

3.2 | 78

Turkey Riddle #5

2001-11-24 | 32010

2.1 | 74

2006-07-10 | 3085

2.7 | 73

2002-08-26 | 30497

2.5 | 73

20 Tons of Canaries

2002-09-26 | 33164

2.6 | 71

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

2005-07-19 | 10447

3.4 | 69

A bunch of cows and bulls

2003-01-09 | 7781

2.0 | 69

Feline Physics Laws

2005-07-19 | 10302

3.7 | 68

2002-08-06 | 9815

3.0 | 68

2002-09-16 | 56550

2.7 | 66

Billy Bob's Mule

2002-11-19 | 9363

3.2 | 64

A Day in the Jungle

2002-07-15 | 7488

2.0 | 63

The Rabbit and the Squirrels

2002-07-15 | 11565

1.8 | 63

The Feline Diet

2005-07-19 | 9436

3.2 | 62

Animal Super Bowl

2005-07-16 | 10216

2.5 | 62

The Pig with a Wooden Leg

2005-08-03 | 10529

3.1 | 59

Happy As A Clam

2002-09-29 | 39882

2.2 | 57

What has more lives than a cat?

2005-07-21 | 6860

2.1 | 56

Idiots In The Neighborhood

2002-07-15 | 8083

2.2 | 54

Contemplating Cats

2002-07-08 | 16820

3.5 | 53

Mice In The Church

2002-08-05 | 11772

3.4 | 53

Where does a cat go when it loses its tail?

2005-07-21 | 6110

2.5 | 53

Management Lesson

2002-07-20 | 9140

2.6 | 52

2005-07-19 | 5735

3.3 | 47

2002-07-15 | 8734

2.5 | 47

2002-09-16 | 52689

1.7 | 47

2006-04-11 | 5573

2.4 | 45

Zookeeper and Three Boys

2002-12-31 | 5107

3.6 | 44

2002-09-03 | 23682

2.2 | 44

Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?

2005-07-21 | 6087

3.1 | 43

A circus owner walked into a bar ...

2005-07-19 | 4715

2.4 | 41

2002-08-06 | 7589

3.2 | 40

2002-07-13 | 13017

3.2 | 37

Musical Hamster

2002-07-29 | 7968

3.5 | 36

Thirty-thousand Cockroaches

2002-08-06 | 3413

3.2 | 36

On The Run From A Bear

2002-07-22 | 6832

2.7 | 35

Anthill Golfing

2002-07-19 | 8069

2.3 | 34

Pet Shop Monkeys

2002-07-23 | 7419

2.6 | 33

2002-07-20 | 4580

2.5 | 33

2002-07-22 | 6218

2.6 | 31

The Talking Dog

2002-07-22 | 6840

2.3 | 31

What is the difference between a cat and a comma?

2005-07-21 | 5447

2.3 | 31

Dead Horse / Modern Business

2002-07-15 | 9525

2.5 | 30

I think I'm a chicken

2005-07-19 | 4830

2.4 | 30

Why did the Iraqi chicken cross the road?

2005-07-19 | 2660

2.4 | 30

2002-07-20 | 5439

2.3 | 29

The Salesman and the Dog

2002-07-12 | 6424

2.2 | 29

Two fools are about to go flying

2005-07-19 | 5050

2.0 | 29

Let Sleeping Dogs Lie

2002-08-01 | 4257

3.0 | 27

What ballet do squirrels like?

2006-04-19 | 2980

2.9 | 27

2002-07-20 | 4862

2.3 | 27

Animal Superbowl

2006-04-19 | 4696

2.6 | 26

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

2005-07-19 | 2795

2.3 | 26

2002-12-31 | 2939

3.2 | 25

The preacher buys a parrot

2005-07-19 | 6028

2.8 | 24

The cat who swallowed a ball of wool

2005-07-21 | 3377

2.5 | 24

Why did the communist kittens become capitalists?

2005-07-21 | 3454

2.4 | 24

Animal Crackers

2002-08-23 | 4263

3.3 | 23

Looking to buy a frog?

2005-07-19 | 5129

3.2 | 23

Two elderly vultures

2005-07-18 | 3773

2.8 | 22

2002-08-17 | 5915

2.7 | 22

What do you call a cat that has swallowed a duck?

2005-07-21 | 5045

2.6 | 22

A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline ...

2005-07-19 | 3227

2.2 | 22

Deep Thoughts about Pigs & Sheep

2005-07-21 | 9228

2.2 | 21

2005-07-19 | 2553

2.0 | 20

He'll Never Fly

2002-08-23 | 2373

3.3 | 19

Why did the cat put oil on the mouse?

2005-07-21 | 4757

3.1 | 19

A Cat's Dictionary

2005-07-19 | 4072

2.9 | 19

Why is turtle wax so expensive?

2005-07-31 | 3583

2.7 | 19

A duck walks into a store

2005-07-30 | 2628

3.7 | 18

Why did the judge dismiss the entire jury ...

2005-07-21 | 4056

3.1 | 18

What's happening when you hear "woof... splat...

2005-07-21 | 4697

2.4 | 18

What do you get when you cross a chick ...

2005-07-21 | 3981

2.1 | 18

Dog Rules, Simplified For Humans

2002-07-20 | 4766

3.4 | 17

Instrument Flying Guide for Animal Lovers

2005-07-19 | 4736

2.9 | 17

Insulting Parrot

2005-07-19 | 3201

2.4 | 17

No Pet's Allowed

2002-06-26 | 11186

2.9 | 16

Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls ...

2005-07-21 | 3459

1.9 | 16

2006-04-11 | 2720

2.7 | 15

Monkey Business

2002-07-22 | 10013

2.3 | 15

2006-04-12 | 1916

2.6 | 14

A seal walks into a bar ...

2005-07-19 | 2914

2.4 | 14

Mama and Papa bear were splitting up ...

2005-07-19 | 2735

3.3 | 13

2005-07-19 | 3036

3.2 | 12

A parrot on the plane

2005-07-18 | 3481

2.7 | 12

Never talk to the parrot

2005-07-19 | 2849

2.6 | 12

Three rats are sitting at the bar bragging ...

2005-07-19 | 3107

2.2 | 12

Dog Visits Butcher

2005-07-19 | 2438

3.4 | 11

2005-07-19 | 2040

2.9 | 11

Why did the chicken cross the road?

2005-07-19 | 1796

2.6 | 10

2005-07-21 | 2525

2.4 | 10

2005-07-26 | 2682

2.9 | 9

Frog Population

2006-04-20 | 1886

2.9 | 9

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

2005-07-19 | 2105

2.3 | 9

Why did the chicken cross the beach?

2005-07-19 | 2019

2.1 | 9

A snail buys a fast new car

2005-07-19 | 1842

1.9 | 9

Playing chess with a dog

2005-07-19 | 2252

1.6 | 9

Two vampire bats fly out of the cave ...

2005-07-19 | 1605

2.5 | 8

Two goldfish in a tank

2005-07-30 | 1462

2.4 | 8

2005-07-30 | 1896

2.1 | 8

How do you make a glowworm happy?

2006-04-19 | 1702

2.0 | 8

How did the blonde try to kill the bird?

2005-07-13 | 2548

2.7 | 7

Why did the chicken cross the road twice?

2005-07-19 | 2306

2.6 | 7

Two caterpillars

2006-04-20 | 1273

2.4 | 7

Did you hear about the blonde coyote?

2005-07-13 | 2161

2.3 | 7

Ten Signs That You're At A Bad Zoo

2005-07-19 | 1561

2.1 | 7

2006-04-11 | 2065

2.8 | 6

Steven Wright on dogs

2005-07-19 | 2510

2.0 | 6

2005-07-19 | 1514

2.6 | 5

A reindeer bellied up to the bar

2002-12-31 | 1469

2.2 | 5

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