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Music Jokes

Jokes about Music

Turkey Riddle #3

2001-11-24 | 43007

2.3 | 383

Throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff

2005-08-12 | 8688

2.5 | 227

2002-08-14 | 14247

3.2 | 209

Top Reasons For Joining The Church Choir

2002-08-03 | 23099

2.6 | 168

Musical Instrument

2002-10-15 | 50101

2.8 | 158

How many lead guitarists does it take to change...

2005-08-27 | 7836

2.1 | 151

Why don´t Penguins like rock music?

2005-08-09 | 13637

1.6 | 143

2002-08-11 | 13403

2.0 | 112

Topless female accordian players

2005-08-27 | 7264

2.2 | 98

Violin Practice

2006-04-26 | 5450

2.9 | 91

2003-01-09 | 9890

2.4 | 90

2001-11-24 | 28224

2.2 | 88

Make a french horn sound like a trombone

2005-08-22 | 5012

2.5 | 86

A Date with a French Horn Player

2005-08-22 | 4787

3.3 | 79

What did the drummer get on his IQ test?

2005-08-22 | 6387

2.1 | 74

Beethoven's Ninth

2002-07-20 | 8722

2.8 | 73

2002-09-19 | 35678

1.9 | 73

Inspiring Music

2002-10-13 | 57933

2.8 | 70

Conducting A Music Class

2002-07-08 | 7808

3.0 | 67

2002-06-26 | 17504

2.5 | 56

How many clarinetists does it take to change ...

2005-08-15 | 3560

2.1 | 56

A musician goes to the doctor

2005-08-31 | 8453

2.0 | 56

How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

2005-08-15 | 2833

2.1 | 53

How many French horn players does it take ...

2005-08-22 | 4136

2.1 | 52

Actual Answers From Students On Music Exams

2002-07-15 | 16188

3.2 | 51

Why are viola jokes so short?

2005-08-11 | 5158

2.7 | 51

The least-used sentence in the English language

2005-08-27 | 5420

2.6 | 51

Country song titles

2002-09-19 | 39672

2.8 | 49

How do you fix a broken tuba?

2005-08-22 | 3792

2.2 | 48

How to trumpet players greet each other?

2005-08-22 | 3811

2.3 | 46

An accordion, a set of bagpipes and a viola

2005-08-27 | 3702

2.3 | 45

Beatles Computer Song - Yesterday

2002-09-21 | 38808

3.2 | 44

Saint Peter & the musician

2005-08-31 | 5517

2.2 | 43

How was the canon invented?

2005-08-12 | 3118

1.7 | 41

Why is a bassoon better than an oboe?

2005-08-15 | 2650

1.6 | 38

The instrument of worship

2005-08-15 | 3655

2.0 | 37

How many alto sax players does it take to change..

2005-08-15 | 3243

1.9 | 36

What's a accordion good for?

2005-08-27 | 3293

2.1 | 35

What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine

2005-08-15 | 4025

3.0 | 33

What's the difference between a washing machine...

2005-08-12 | 4491

1.8 | 33

Piano recital telephone call

2005-08-15 | 3176

1.4 | 32

Community orchestra attendance

2005-08-31 | 2827

2.8 | 31

How do you get a guitar player to play softer?

2005-08-27 | 3941

1.9 | 31

World's shortest blues song

2005-07-29 | 2930

2.4 | 30

The Top 17 Songs About Osama bin Laden

2005-07-16 | 6146

2.6 | 29

You are out of tune

2005-08-15 | 3687

2.0 | 29

What's the difference between trumpet players ...

2005-08-22 | 2940

2.4 | 28

What do you call a bass clarinetist with half ...

2005-08-15 | 2226

1.8 | 27

What's the difference between a viola ...

2005-08-11 | 2244

1.6 | 27

A bass player locked his keys in the car

2005-08-22 | 3360

2.4 | 26

Top 10 Songs for People Over 40

2002-11-22 | 5761

2.3 | 26

A guitar player is drooling

2005-08-27 | 3389

1.8 | 26

The child of a trombonist

2005-08-22 | 3021

3.0 | 25

How many trumpet players does it take ...

2005-08-22 | 3140

2.8 | 24

The sound of a banjo

2005-08-27 | 2243

2.3 | 24

What's the difference between a saxophone ...

2005-08-15 | 2943

1.7 | 24

Why is the French horn a divine instrument?

2005-08-22 | 3202

3.0 | 22

How do you keep your violin from getting stolen?

2005-08-11 | 3302

2.6 | 22

How many second violinists does it take to change

2005-08-11 | 3430

3.2 | 21

The Hokey Pokey - Shakespearean Style

2006-04-14 | 3824

3.0 | 21

Beatles Computer Song - Imagine

2002-09-21 | 38789

2.4 | 21

Beatles Computer Song - Let It Be

2002-09-21 | 38170

2.3 | 21

Beethoven's Ninth Symphony

2005-07-17 | 3676

3.2 | 20

Make a trombone sound like a french horn

2005-08-22 | 2314

2.4 | 20

Why do bands have bass players?

2005-08-22 | 3500

2.0 | 20

Why can't a gorilla play trumpet?

2005-08-22 | 3152

1.4 | 20

String players' motto

2005-08-11 | 1999

2.9 | 19

What's the range of a tuba?

2005-08-22 | 2718

2.8 | 19

What is a gentleman?

2005-08-22 | 3260

1.9 | 18

Why did the chicken cross the road?

2005-08-15 | 3336

1.7 | 18

How many guitar players does it take to change...

2005-08-27 | 3531

2.3 | 17

How long does a harp stay in tune?

2005-08-15 | 2204

2.3 | 17

What do you get when you cross a French Horn ...

2005-08-22 | 2655

1.7 | 17

What is the dynamic range of the bass trombone?

2005-08-22 | 2629

2.9 | 16

The difference between an Uzi and an accordion

2005-08-27 | 2646

2.8 | 16

Why are orchestra intermissions limited to 20 ...

2005-08-22 | 2608

2.5 | 16

What's a bassoon good for?

2005-08-27 | 2713

2.2 | 16

What's the difference between a baritone saxophone

2005-08-15 | 2410

1.8 | 16

What's the difference between a violin and a viola

2005-08-11 | 1717

2.8 | 15

I gave your son violin lessons

2005-08-11 | 1921

2.6 | 15

A drummer buys an accordion.

2005-08-22 | 2408

2.3 | 15

How do you tell the difference between a violinist

2005-08-11 | 2151

1.9 | 15

What is the difference between a french horn ...

2005-08-22 | 2523

1.8 | 15

What do you call two guitarists playing in unison?

2005-08-27 | 3253

1.3 | 15

Jacques Thibault handed an autograph book

2005-08-11 | 2139

3.5 | 14

Ole bought Lena a piano

2005-08-24 | 3805

2.9 | 14

What's the difference between a fiddle ...

2005-08-11 | 2556

1.9 | 14

Why do violinists put a cloth ...

2005-08-11 | 2766

2.9 | 13

If you're lost in the desert, what do you aim for?

2005-08-12 | 3083

2.8 | 13

Ten accordians at the bottom of the ocean

2005-08-27 | 2966

1.8 | 13

What do you call someone who hangs out ...

2005-08-22 | 2839

1.8 | 13

How do you make a double bass sound in tune?

2005-08-15 | 2330

1.6 | 13

How do you know when a trumpet player is at ...

2005-08-22 | 2210

1.4 | 13

What's the difference between a Trumpet player ...

2005-08-22 | 2378

2.5 | 12

How do you know when a trombone player is at ...

2005-08-22 | 2240

2.3 | 12

What is a burning oboe good for?

2005-08-15 | 2083

1.6 | 12

A banjo player in a three-piece suit

2005-08-27 | 2299

3.0 | 11

The jazz trumpeter

2005-08-22 | 2056

2.4 | 11

Opportunities for drummers in Iraq

2005-08-22 | 2314

1.3 | 11

Mann Auditorium

2006-04-19 | 1291

3.0 | 10

SCUD missile and a viola player

2005-08-12 | 1797

2.9 | 10

What's the definiton of "perfect pitch?"

2005-08-12 | 3616

2.8 | 10

Improve the aerodynamics of a trombonist's car

2005-08-22 | 2113

2.5 | 10

Why do violists smile when they play?

2005-08-12 | 2111

2.4 | 10

Get your viola section to sound like the horn ...

2005-08-22 | 2135

1.7 | 10

2002-08-11 | 2420

2.7 | 9

What's the definition of a minor second?

2005-08-12 | 2025

2.6 | 9

A banjo and a chain saw.

2005-08-27 | 1976

2.3 | 9

Why are harps like elderly parents?

2005-08-15 | 2038

2.1 | 9

Why don't violists play hide and seek?

2005-08-12 | 1801

1.7 | 9

A SCUD missile and a bad oboist

2005-08-15 | 1789

1.7 | 9

Why do people tremble with fear

2005-08-12 | 2829

1.3 | 9

2005-08-22 | 2116

1.3 | 9

Female five string banjoist

2005-08-27 | 1764

2.4 | 8

What do you get when you drop a piano on an army..

2005-08-15 | 2508

2.2 | 8

How many violists does it take to screw in a light

2005-08-12 | 1811

2.1 | 8

Bass Players' IQ

2005-08-15 | 2509

1.9 | 8

What's the difference between a chain saw ...

2005-08-12 | 2352

1.9 | 8

What's the difference between a violin and a viola

2005-08-11 | 2197

1.8 | 8

Handel's Messiah

2005-08-15 | 2022

1.8 | 8

How many string bass players does it take ...

2005-08-15 | 1769

1.8 | 8

Why does it burn longer?

2005-08-11 | 2127

1.5 | 8

What's the difference between a violin ...

2005-08-11 | 1910

1.5 | 8

How many trombonists does it take to change ...

2005-08-22 | 2364

2.4 | 7

What is the range of a Viola?

2005-08-12 | 1607

2.4 | 7

What's the difference between a seamstress ...

2005-08-12 | 2059

2.1 | 7

What is the definition of a cluster chord?

2005-08-12 | 1776

2.1 | 7

How do you get an oboist to play A flat?

2005-08-15 | 2043

1.6 | 7

Heard backstage

2005-08-22 | 2156

1.4 | 7

Why should you never try to drive a roof nail ...

2005-08-11 | 2059

1.4 | 7

How many tuba players does it take to change ...

2005-08-22 | 2408

1.3 | 7

Who was that piccolo I saw you with...

2005-08-15 | 1383

3.0 | 6

Little Johnny's Harmonica

2006-04-12 | 2073

2.7 | 6

How can you tell when a violist is playing out ...

2005-08-12 | 1970

2.7 | 6

What's the difference between a dead skunk...

2005-08-12 | 1999

2.2 | 6

Why do so many people take an instant dislike...

2005-08-12 | 2142

2.0 | 6

What is the diffference between a dead trombone...

2005-08-22 | 2132

1.8 | 6

Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering?

2005-08-12 | 1849

1.0 | 6

Actual Answers From Music Students

2006-04-19 | 1614

2.8 | 5

A conductor and a violist

2005-08-12 | 1905

2.4 | 5

Doctor, why do I keep singing

2005-07-30 | 2170

2.2 | 5

How do you get a viola section to play spiccato?

2005-08-11 | 1560

2.2 | 5

What kind of calendar does a trombonist use ...

2005-08-22 | 2125

2.0 | 5

How do you know when a drummer is knocking ...

2005-08-22 | 2890

1.8 | 5

How do you know when there's a trombonist at ...

2005-08-22 | 1913

1.6 | 5

Why shouldn't you drive off a cliff ...

2005-08-12 | 1894

1.6 | 5

How is lightning like a violist's fingers?

2005-08-11 | 1619

1.6 | 5

12 Pounds of Bananas

2005-07-29 | 1703

3.2 | 4

What's the most popular recording of the Walton...

2005-08-12 | 2091

3.0 | 4

Why do violists stand outside people's houses?

2005-08-12 | 1676

3.0 | 4

Why do violists leave their instrument cases...

2005-08-12 | 2082

2.8 | 4

What do you do with a dead violist?

2005-08-11 | 1716

2.0 | 4

How do you get a violist to play pianissimo ...

2005-08-11 | 1574

2.0 | 4

What's the definition of a quarter tone?

2005-08-15 | 1943

1.5 | 4

What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

2005-08-12 | 1581

1.5 | 4

What's the difference between a bass trombone ...

2005-08-22 | 2060

1.2 | 4

What do you call a trombonist with a beeper and ..

2005-08-22 | 1943

1.0 | 4

What's the difference between a viola ...

2005-08-11 | 1580

1.0 | 4

What is the definition of a half step?

2005-08-15 | 2440

3.0 | 3

Why is a viola solo like a bomb?

2005-08-12 | 1789

3.0 | 3

How do you get a drummer to play an accelerando?

2005-08-22 | 2298

2.7 | 3

What's the difference between a viola and an onion

2005-08-11 | 1731

2.7 | 3

The first and last desk of a viola section

2005-08-12 | 1501

2.0 | 3

The bassist who was so out of tune

2005-08-15 | 1417

1.7 | 3

2006-04-18 | 1387

1.7 | 3

Why is a violinist like a SCUD missile?

2005-08-11 | 1625

1.3 | 3

Two bass players

2005-08-15 | 1757

1.0 | 3

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