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An economist is a surgeon with an excellent scalpel and a rough-edged lancet, who operates beautifully on the dead and tortures the living.
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Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidise it.
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An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible.
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An economist is a man who knows a hundred ways of making love but doesn’t know any women.
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I've talked to you on a number of occasions about the economic problems our nation faces, and I am prepared to tell you it's in a hell of a mess—we're not connected to the press room yet, are we?
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For those of you who don't understand Reaganomics, it's based on the principle that the rich and the poor will get the same amount of ice. In Reaganomics, however, the poor get all of theirs in winter.
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Economy is going without something you do want in case you should, some day, want something you probably don't want.
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Blessed are the young, for they will inherit the national debt.
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In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the next meal would come from.
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If God had meant there to be more than two factors of production, He would have made it easier for us to draw three-dimensional diagrams.
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In the dog-eat-dog economy, the Doberman is boss.
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In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the next meal would come from.
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Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.
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A budget tells us what we can't afford, but it doesn't keep us from buying it.
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Ask five economists and you'll get five different answers - six if one went to Harvard.
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An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.
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An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.
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