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Funny Dogs Quotes - Funny Quotes about Dogs Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
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Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.
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Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.
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The more I know about men the more I like dogs.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a man and a dog.
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My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.
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The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs.
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A Canadian psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog's IQ. Here's how it works: if you spend $12.99 for the video, your dog is smarter than you.
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A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'
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We are alone, absolutely alone on this chance planet: and, amid all the forms of life that surround us, not one, excepting the dog, has made an alliance with us.
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I bought a dog the other day...I named him Stay. It's fun to call him...'Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!' He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing. He's an East German Shepherd.
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A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.
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You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, "My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!
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A dog is not intelligent. Never trust an animal that's surprised by its own farts.
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I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves. -- A Madmans Diary (1895)
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If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
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The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
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Asthma doesn't seem to bother me any more unless I'm around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would be a dog smoking a cigar.
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When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.
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It is not an easy thing to inflate a dog.
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In the dog-eat-dog economy, the Doberman is boss.
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