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Funny Cats Quotes - Funny Quotes about Cats There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.
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Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.
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Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
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In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats.
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As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.
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One cat just leads to another.
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Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.
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Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.
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People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life.
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I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.
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Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.
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Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well.
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Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.
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I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.
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My husband said it was him or the cat... I miss him sometimes.
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Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit.
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The trouble with a kitten is that it eventually beomes a cat.
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As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows, cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human kind.
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Cats have nine lives. Which makes them ideal for experimentation.
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I believe cats to be spirits come to earth. A cat, I am sure, could walk on a cloud without coming through.
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Whether one eats a cat or not is a personal choice, and I don't want to sway anyone one way or another. But if you do, there is one obvious cooking tip: Always remember to remove the bell from the cat's collar before cooking.
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A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded: 'Take me to the canaries'.
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Cats always seem so very wise, when staring with their half-closed eyes. Can they be thinking, "I'll be nice, and maybe she will feed me twice?"
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People with insufficient personalities are fond of cats. These people adore being ignored.
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