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Funny Happiness Quotes - Funny Quotes about Happiness Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop.
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Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
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It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich.
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Money can't buy happiness; it can, however, rent it.
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
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Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
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You can usually tell when I'm happy by the fact that I've gained weight.
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If there were in the world today any large number of people who desired their own happiness more than they desired the unhappiness of others, we could have paradise in a few years.
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The good life, as I conceive it, is a happy life. I do not mean that if you are good you will be happy - I mean that if you are happy you will be good.
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To be without some of the things you want is an indispensable part of happiness.
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Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact.
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One should as a rule respect public opinion in so far as is necessary to avoid starvation and to keep out of prison, but anything that goes beyond this is voluntary submission to an unnecessary tyranny, and is likely to interfere with happiness in all kinds of ways.
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My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right?
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In Hollywood, if you don't have happiness you send out for it.
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Happiness: a good bank account, a good cook, and a good digestion.
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I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.
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A man doesn't know what hapiness is until he's married. By then it's too late. -- (The Joker is Wild, 1957)
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To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.
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The more one is hated, I find, the happier one is.
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The happy people are failures because they are on such good terms with themselves they don't give a damn.
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Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.
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All happiness depends on a leisurely breakfast.
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Happiness is the interval between periods of unhappiness.
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