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Born: 1882-08-17
Died: 1974-01-31
Samuel Goldwyn Biography
Television has raised writing to a new low.
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Here I am paying big money to you writers and what for? All you do is change the words.
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Keep a stiff upper chin.
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In two words, im possible.
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Don’t improve it into a flop!
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Gentlemen, include me out.
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They stayed away in droves.
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Let’s have some new clichés.
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There is a statue of limitation.
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Tell them to stand closer apart.
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Gentlemen, listen to me slowly.
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That’s our strongest weak point.
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A hospital is no place to be sick.
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Modern dancing is old fashioned.
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The harder I work the luckier I get.
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I read part of it all the way through.
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You fail to overlook the crucial point.
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I paid too much for it, but it’s worth it.
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I have been laid up with intentional flu.
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God makes stars. I just produce them.
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Our comedies are not to be laughed at.
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A bachelor’s life is no life for a single man.
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If I look confused it’s because I’m thinking.
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What nerve. Not even a modicum of originality.
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I had a great idea this morning, but I didn’t like it.
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It’s absolutely impossible, but it has possibilities.
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True, I’ve been a long time making up my mind, but now I’m giving you a definite answer. I won’t say yes, and I won’t say no — but I’m giving you a definite maybe.
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Why should people go out and pay to see bad movies when they can stay home and see bad television for nothing.
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I don’t care if it doesn’t make a nickel. I just want every man, woman, and child in America to see it.
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I don’t want yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell the truth, even if it costs them their jobs.
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Pictures are for entertainment, messages should be delivered by Western Union.
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Go see that turkey for yourself, and see for yourself why you shouldn’t see it.
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If I were in this business only for the business, I wouldn’t be in this business.
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Give me a couple of years, and I’ll make that actress an overnight success.
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Why did you name him Sam? Every Tom, Dick and Harry is named Sam!
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Anyone who would go to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined!
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I’m willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong.
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A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.
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Color television! Bah, I won’t believe it until I see it in black and white.
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Put it out of your mind. In no time, it will be a forgotten memory.
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I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.
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