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Funny Jokes: [ Telephone Jokes ][ Business Jokes ] : Automated Phone Call

Automated Phone Call

As an administrative assistant at a chiropractic office, I called an insurance company to verify benefits for a patient. Although the call was important, I couldn't reach a human being, only a recording.

"Thank you for calling," said the message. "Our office will be closed until two o'clock as we enjoy our Customer Appreciation Week Celebration."

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