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Funny Jokes: [ Elephant Jokes ] : How do you kill a blue elephant?

How do you kill a blue elephant?

How do you kill a blue elephant?

Shoot it with a blue elephant gun.
How do you kill a red elephant?

Strangle it till it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

How do you kill a green elephant?

Tell it a dirty joke until it blushes and turns red, then strangle it until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

How do you kill a yellow elephant?

What are you talking about? There are no yellow elephants!

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