A Scotsman visited London

A Scotsman visited London for his annual holiday and stayed at a large hotel. However, he didn't feel that the natives were friendly.

"At 4 o'clock every morning," he told a friend, "they hammered on my bedroom door, one the walls, even on the floor and ceiling. Heck, sometimes they hammered so loud I could hardly hear myself playing the bagpipes."

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