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Cowboy Joe

Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first visit to a big-city church.

"When I got there, they had me park my old truck in the corral," Joe began.

"You mean the parking lot," interrupted Charlie, a worldly fellow.

"I walked up the trail to the door," Joe continued.

"The sidewalk to the door," Charlie corrected him.

"Inside the door, I was met by this dude," Joe went on.

"That would be the usher," Charlie explained.

"Well, the usher led me down the chute," Joe said.

"You mean the aisle," Charlie said.

"Then, he led me to a stall and told me to sit there," Joe continued.

"Pew," Charlie retorted.

"Yeah," recalled Joe. "That's what that pretty lady said when I sat down beside her."



Jokes about Christianity & Religion

To My Loving Wife
2002-07-23 | 151325 3.8 | 8479

An Atheist
2002-08-14 | 109985 3.4 | 4706

Where is God?
2002-08-03 | 91601 3.7 | 2791

A kindergartner was practicing spelling
2005-07-26 | 36149 30.1 | 2178

Heavenly Voice Mail
2002-09-29 | 101920 3.2 | 1632

He who is without sin
2002-09-02 | 90621 2.8 | 1292

The Cowboy and the Preacher
2002-07-17 | 55611 2.7 | 1162

Long Hair
2002-07-14 | 59940 2.6 | 1151

The Confession Session
2002-08-03 | 46285 2.9 | 1017

Bumper Stickers
2002-07-17 | 54283 2.5 | 833

Do You Pray Before Eating?
2002-07-15 | 48192 2.7 | 753

Kids on the Old and New Testaments
2002-08-23 | 66088 3.7 | 670

No meat on Friday
2002-06-22 | 57773 3.1 | 534

Top Ten Reasons Eve Was Created
2002-08-14 | 58248 3.0 | 518

The Atheist and the Shark
2002-07-22 | 35999 3.5 | 503

A Jew and a Christian
2002-07-19 | 31313 1.9 | 501

A Christian lady who lived next door to an atheist
2005-07-21 | 16305 2.7 | 458

The Preacher's Donkey
2002-08-02 | 32364 3.7 | 451

Fat Theology
2002-06-11 | 62468 2.5 | 447

The Pope and the Jew
2002-06-22 | 43782 3.5 | 437

Ten Commandments
2002-08-06 | 34025 2.9 | 437

An Engineer in Hell
2002-08-17 | 40138 3.4 | 404

Holidays
2002-08-03 | 14002 2.1 | 402

What denomination?
2002-06-22 | 37491 2.4 | 380

George and Moses
2002-08-03 | 23453 3.0 | 374

Jesus was a woman
2002-09-21 | 58903 3.4 | 353

Praise the Lord!
2002-07-22 | 35892 3.3 | 326

Cat and Mouse
2002-08-03 | 21084 2.8 | 311

Depression
2002-07-13 | 30116 2.5 | 267

A man arrived at the gates of Heaven.
2003-01-09 | 20466 2.9 | 232

Christmas Eve Accident
2002-12-04 | 27637 2.3 | 231

Jesus and Satan
2002-07-22 | 26315 3.2 | 230

The Christmas Story
2002-07-05 | 27902 2.6 | 230

Baptism
2002-08-14 | 23562 2.5 | 213

Honor Thy Brother
2002-07-19 | 20059 2.9 | 203

The Lord's Prayer
2002-07-19 | 22706 2.3 | 193

The Bible According to Kids
2002-07-19 | 23177 3.7 | 182

Useless in the Parking Lot
2002-07-15 | 24569 3.0 | 160

Just a Little Help
2003-01-14 | 15560 2.4 | 154

Be Careful Following The Crowd
2002-07-14 | 17795 3.2 | 145

One Easter Sunday
2002-08-06 | 15231 1.9 | 143

God Will Take Care Of Me
2002-07-25 | 18199 3.2 | 139

Lord's Prayer
2005-07-30 | 12590 2.4 | 139

Pain in the Side
2002-08-06 | 18616 3.1 | 133

Cowboy Joe
2002-07-10 | 25300 2.9 | 132

The Pope, Billy Graham, and Oral Roberts
2002-09-08 | 27222 3.3 | 124

You Might be a Southern Baptist...
2002-11-22 | 21366 3.1 | 124

Money for the Preacher
2002-07-20 | 15724 2.6 | 121

The End is Near
2002-07-23 | 18925 3.4 | 120

Turkey Penance
2002-08-25 | 29236 2.8 | 120

The Seagull
2002-07-20 | 11768 2.6 | 114

Sunday Morning
2002-08-06 | 16270 3.2 | 110

Church Signs
2002-07-20 | 17927 3.8 | 108

Golden Phone
2002-07-15 | 17680 2.8 | 108

Pearly Gates
2002-08-03 | 10052 3.8 | 106

A Rare Book
2002-08-26 | 30918 2.7 | 105

The Photographer
2002-07-15 | 14379 2.8 | 104

Baseball in Heaven
2002-07-20 | 12599 3.2 | 102

Bear-Hunting Preacher
2002-07-08 | 18030 3.6 | 96

The New Moses
2002-12-31 | 10011 2.2 | 94

Sudden Death
2002-08-23 | 15825 3.0 | 89

Mark 17
2002-07-20 | 11719 3.6 | 88

This is Heaven
2002-07-20 | 20109 3.3 | 88

Sunday School
2002-08-14 | 12176 2.9 | 88

A cab driver reaches the Pearly Gates ...
2005-07-24 | 12485 3.5 | 86

Ice Fishing
2002-07-14 | 12999 2.4 | 86

A Walk by the Sea
2002-06-22 | 20727 2.4 | 86

Say the Blessing
2002-07-20 | 12469 2.8 | 85

Lot
2002-07-20 | 8261 2.1 | 84

An Old Leaf
2002-07-20 | 9460 1.9 | 84

Baptism
2005-07-26 | 11376 2.3 | 81

Health Professionals in Heaven
2002-08-11 | 16589 2.9 | 76

Noah took unto himself a wife . . .
2001-11-26 | 20448 2.9 | 76

Professional Painter
2002-09-02 | 32404 2.7 | 75

Hit him again!
2002-07-08 | 17495 3.5 | 74

Prayer
2002-07-19 | 13104 3.1 | 70

A Texan died and went to heaven ...
2005-07-24 | 13321 2.6 | 70

A Bucket of Nuts
2002-08-06 | 12077 3.4 | 68

Reverse Polygamy
2002-07-20 | 10789 3.1 | 66

Afraid of the Dark
2002-07-15 | 11753 2.5 | 66

Tyson Foods visits the Pope
2005-07-26 | 10853 3.0 | 64

Get Your Own
2002-07-15 | 14662 3.5 | 60

Nervous Bride
2002-08-06 | 10406 2.1 | 59

Pick a Hymn
2002-07-14 | 9965 2.9 | 57

Too Many Hypocrites
2005-07-24 | 11235 2.7 | 55

God the Parent
2002-08-14 | 11455 3.1 | 54

Jonah
2002-07-08 | 14871 3.5 | 53

Mice In The Church
2002-08-05 | 11771 3.4 | 53

How To Get To Heaven
2006-04-20 | 9495 3.2 | 52

Johnny's Dust
2002-06-11 | 18020 2.9 | 52

Stuffed Pockets
2002-07-19 | 9635 2.3 | 52

Who's going to stop me?
2002-07-19 | 11089 1.9 | 52

Good News And Bad News For A Pastor
2002-07-20 | 14747 2.8 | 51

The Pope and the Business Man
2002-06-22 | 18519 2.7 | 51

Bible Confusion
2002-08-11 | 11507 2.2 | 51

Communion Practice
2005-07-26 | 4942 2.4 | 50

Board Members
2002-07-15 | 7973 2.6 | 48

Temperance
2002-07-20 | 6163 2.7 | 47

Lessons To Be Learned From Noah's Ark
2002-07-14 | 11584 2.7 | 45

Finding Jesus
2002-07-20 | 10464 3.0 | 43

Yom Kippur
2002-07-05 | 10415 2.3 | 43

Biblical Headlines Written by Today's Media
2002-08-03 | 12079 3.1 | 40

For the Sick
2002-07-13 | 6905 3.2 | 39

Lot's wife
2005-07-30 | 7779 3.2 | 37

You Can't Take It With You
2002-07-22 | 10056 2.9 | 37

Hospital Admission
2002-08-03 | 7890 2.6 | 37

Children's Moments Sermon
2005-07-26 | 6073 2.9 | 36

The Vow Of Silence
2002-07-20 | 7430 2.8 | 36

Three Hymns
2002-08-06 | 6166 3.7 | 35

Faith
2002-07-05 | 11859 2.6 | 35

In a Minute
2002-07-04 | 12347 3.7 | 33

A priest was talking to a group of kids ...
0000-00-00 | 8853 3.2 | 31

Charity Better Than Expected
2002-07-23 | 14001 2.1 | 29

Signs on Church Property
2005-08-04 | 12535 3.8 | 28

In the Spirit
2002-07-05 | 10883 3.0 | 27

Joseph and Mary took Jesus with them to Jerusalem
2002-08-06 | 5640 2.1 | 27

Join the Army of the Lord
2005-07-26 | 8270 3.2 | 26

First Time in Church
2005-07-21 | 10746 3.2 | 26

A young minister
2005-07-23 | 6296 2.8 | 25

Spelling Help
2002-06-11 | 17853 2.5 | 25

Father Joseph & Little Johnny
2005-07-15 | 4262 2.6 | 24

Joseph and Mary took Jesus with them to Jerusalem
2005-07-26 | 4549 2.2 | 24

The dying man
2005-07-29 | 6744 3.1 | 23

An airliner flew into a violent thunderstorm ...
2005-07-25 | 8071 2.6 | 23

How can I get to heaven?
2002-08-25 | 7005 3.2 | 22

God the Artist
2002-07-08 | 11313 3.2 | 22

Heaven Bound
2002-08-06 | 6604 2.7 | 22

IRS Agents In Heaven
2002-07-25 | 7379 3.5 | 21

True Stories
2002-08-03 | 6598 3.1 | 21

How The Media Would Cover The Apocalypse
2006-04-17 | 4706 3.3 | 20

Church Dictionary
2002-08-18 | 5704 2.7 | 19

Inscribed in stone over doors of an old church ...
2005-07-24 | 7152 2.9 | 18

Church Hopping
2002-07-08 | 7417 2.7 | 17

Do you want to go to heaven?
2002-08-06 | 6091 2.9 | 16

A lawyer was on his deathbed
2002-08-14 | 4781 2.2 | 16

Rescue
2002-07-05 | 12552 2.9 | 15

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