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Board Members

After a long, dry sermon, the minister announced that he wished to meet with the church board following the close of the service.

The first man to arrive and greet the minister was a total stranger.

"You misunderstood my announcement. This is a meeting of the board members," explained the minister.

"I know," said the man, "but if there is anyone here more bored than I am, then I'd like to meet him."



Jokes about Christianity & Religion

To My Loving Wife
2002-07-23 | 140228 3.8 | 7990

An Atheist
2002-08-14 | 100629 3.4 | 4495

Where is God?
2002-08-03 | 83025 3.7 | 2664

Heavenly Voice Mail
2002-09-29 | 87523 3.2 | 1566

A kindergartner was practicing spelling
2005-07-26 | 20509 51.7 | 1268

He who is without sin
2002-09-02 | 80970 2.8 | 1108

The Cowboy and the Preacher
2002-07-17 | 49077 2.7 | 1067

Long Hair
2002-07-14 | 52076 2.6 | 1001

The Confession Session
2002-08-03 | 41288 2.9 | 942

Bumper Stickers
2002-07-17 | 50559 2.5 | 814

Do You Pray Before Eating?
2002-07-15 | 42647 2.7 | 671

Kids on the Old and New Testaments
2002-08-23 | 58145 3.8 | 608

No meat on Friday
2002-06-22 | 52295 3.1 | 495

The Atheist and the Shark
2002-07-22 | 32628 3.6 | 465

Top Ten Reasons Eve Was Created
2002-08-14 | 51335 3.0 | 461

A Jew and a Christian
2002-07-19 | 27991 1.9 | 454

The Preacher's Donkey
2002-08-02 | 28726 3.7 | 410

Fat Theology
2002-06-11 | 55903 2.5 | 402

The Pope and the Jew
2002-06-22 | 39246 3.5 | 386

Ten Commandments
2002-08-06 | 29103 2.9 | 384

George and Moses
2002-08-03 | 22246 3.0 | 365

A Christian lady who lived next door to an atheist
2005-07-21 | 13356 2.7 | 363

What denomination?
2002-06-22 | 35486 2.4 | 362

Holidays
2002-08-03 | 11914 2.1 | 357

An Engineer in Hell
2002-08-17 | 34038 3.4 | 342

Jesus was a woman
2002-09-21 | 46595 3.3 | 313

Cat and Mouse
2002-08-03 | 18810 2.9 | 283

Praise the Lord!
2002-07-22 | 30805 3.3 | 278

Depression
2002-07-13 | 27300 2.5 | 252

The Christmas Story
2002-07-05 | 26644 2.6 | 223

Christmas Eve Accident
2002-12-04 | 26138 2.2 | 223

A man arrived at the gates of Heaven.
2003-01-09 | 18562 2.9 | 221

Jesus and Satan
2002-07-22 | 23720 3.2 | 204

Honor Thy Brother
2002-07-19 | 17835 2.9 | 196

Baptism
2002-08-14 | 20461 2.5 | 190

The Lord's Prayer
2002-07-19 | 20713 2.3 | 177

The Bible According to Kids
2002-07-19 | 20386 3.8 | 172

Useless in the Parking Lot
2002-07-15 | 22158 3.1 | 155

Just a Little Help
2003-01-14 | 13407 2.4 | 149

One Easter Sunday
2002-08-06 | 14542 1.9 | 143

Be Careful Following The Crowd
2002-07-14 | 15592 3.2 | 138

God Will Take Care Of Me
2002-07-25 | 16631 3.2 | 135

Cowboy Joe
2002-07-10 | 23229 2.9 | 130

The End is Near
2002-07-23 | 17576 3.4 | 118

The Pope, Billy Graham, and Oral Roberts
2002-09-08 | 25910 3.3 | 116

Lord's Prayer
2005-07-30 | 10363 2.4 | 116

Pain in the Side
2002-08-06 | 16605 3.1 | 115

You Might be a Southern Baptist...
2002-11-22 | 18883 3.1 | 115

Money for the Preacher
2002-07-20 | 13700 2.6 | 115

Turkey Penance
2002-08-25 | 27999 2.8 | 113

The Seagull
2002-07-20 | 10333 2.7 | 110

Golden Phone
2002-07-15 | 15970 2.8 | 105

Church Signs
2002-07-20 | 15996 3.7 | 101

Pearly Gates
2002-08-03 | 9064 3.7 | 101

Baseball in Heaven
2002-07-20 | 11267 3.2 | 99

The Photographer
2002-07-15 | 12519 2.8 | 96

A Rare Book
2002-08-26 | 29503 2.6 | 90

The New Moses
2002-12-31 | 9025 2.1 | 90

Mark 17
2002-07-20 | 10486 3.6 | 85

Bear-Hunting Preacher
2002-07-08 | 15429 3.7 | 84

Lot
2002-07-20 | 7528 2.1 | 84

This is Heaven
2002-07-20 | 17460 3.2 | 83

Ice Fishing
2002-07-14 | 11546 2.5 | 82

An Old Leaf
2002-07-20 | 8121 1.9 | 81

A cab driver reaches the Pearly Gates ...
2005-07-24 | 10877 3.4 | 80

Sudden Death
2002-08-23 | 14023 3.1 | 80

Say the Blessing
2002-07-20 | 10902 2.8 | 79

Sunday Morning
2002-08-06 | 13425 3.3 | 78

Baptism
2005-07-26 | 9874 2.3 | 78

Sunday School
2002-08-14 | 10700 2.8 | 76

A Walk by the Sea
2002-06-22 | 19311 2.4 | 76

Professional Painter
2002-09-02 | 31231 2.7 | 70

Noah took unto himself a wife . . .
2001-11-26 | 18448 2.8 | 69

Prayer
2002-07-19 | 11655 3.1 | 67

Health Professionals in Heaven
2002-08-11 | 14464 3.0 | 65

Hit him again!
2002-07-08 | 15806 3.4 | 64

Afraid of the Dark
2002-07-15 | 10483 2.4 | 62

Reverse Polygamy
2002-07-20 | 9558 3.1 | 61

A Bucket of Nuts
2002-08-06 | 10227 3.3 | 58

Get Your Own
2002-07-15 | 12762 3.5 | 56

Tyson Foods visits the Pope
2005-07-26 | 9448 2.9 | 55

Pick a Hymn
2002-07-14 | 8672 2.9 | 55

A Texan died and went to heaven ...
2005-07-24 | 11501 2.7 | 55

Nervous Bride
2002-08-06 | 8928 2.1 | 54

Jonah
2002-07-08 | 13830 3.6 | 52

Johnny's Dust
2002-06-11 | 16743 2.9 | 52

Stuffed Pockets
2002-07-19 | 8601 2.3 | 52

Who's going to stop me?
2002-07-19 | 10203 1.9 | 52

The Pope and the Business Man
2002-06-22 | 17289 2.7 | 51

God the Parent
2002-08-14 | 10279 3.2 | 50

Good News And Bad News For A Pastor
2002-07-20 | 12934 2.8 | 50

Mice In The Church
2002-08-05 | 10218 3.4 | 47

Temperance
2002-07-20 | 5432 2.7 | 47

Board Members
2002-07-15 | 6870 2.6 | 47

Communion Practice
2005-07-26 | 4371 2.4 | 47

Too Many Hypocrites
2005-07-24 | 9409 2.7 | 46

How To Get To Heaven
2006-04-20 | 8094 3.2 | 45

Lessons To Be Learned From Noah's Ark
2002-07-14 | 9838 2.7 | 43

Bible Confusion
2002-08-11 | 10014 2.2 | 41

Finding Jesus
2002-07-20 | 9289 2.8 | 38

For the Sick
2002-07-13 | 6104 3.1 | 36

Lot's wife
2005-07-30 | 6819 3.1 | 35

Biblical Headlines Written by Today's Media
2002-08-03 | 10758 3.1 | 35

You Can't Take It With You
2002-07-22 | 8870 2.8 | 35

Faith
2002-07-05 | 10936 2.5 | 32

Hospital Admission
2002-08-03 | 7035 2.7 | 31

Yom Kippur
2002-07-05 | 9257 2.3 | 31

In a Minute
2002-07-04 | 11625 3.6 | 30

A priest was talking to a group of kids ...
0000-00-00 | 7996 3.2 | 30

The Vow Of Silence
2002-07-20 | 6382 2.8 | 30

Children's Moments Sermon
2005-07-26 | 5184 2.8 | 29

Charity Better Than Expected
2002-07-23 | 13300 2.1 | 29

In the Spirit
2002-07-05 | 10243 3.0 | 26

Spelling Help
2002-06-11 | 16528 2.5 | 25

First Time in Church
2005-07-21 | 9501 3.2 | 24

Joseph and Mary took Jesus with them to Jerusalem
2002-08-06 | 5097 2.1 | 24

Signs on Church Property
2005-08-04 | 10859 3.7 | 23

Join the Army of the Lord
2005-07-26 | 7204 3.1 | 23

Father Joseph & Little Johnny
2005-07-15 | 3823 2.5 | 23

The dying man
2005-07-29 | 6023 3.1 | 22

How can I get to heaven?
2002-08-25 | 6569 3.2 | 21

God the Artist
2002-07-08 | 10742 3.1 | 21

A young minister
2005-07-23 | 5563 2.8 | 21

How The Media Would Cover The Apocalypse
2006-04-17 | 4006 3.3 | 20

Heaven Bound
2002-08-06 | 6109 2.9 | 20

Joseph and Mary took Jesus with them to Jerusalem
2005-07-26 | 4015 2.4 | 20

Three Hymns
2002-08-06 | 5303 3.8 | 19

IRS Agents In Heaven
2002-07-25 | 6869 3.4 | 19

Church Dictionary
2002-08-18 | 5150 2.7 | 19

An airliner flew into a violent thunderstorm ...
2005-07-25 | 6941 2.5 | 19

True Stories
2002-08-03 | 6005 3.1 | 17

Inscribed in stone over doors of an old church ...
2005-07-24 | 6236 3.2 | 15

Do you want to go to heaven?
2002-08-06 | 5461 3.0 | 15

Church Hopping
2002-07-08 | 6686 2.7 | 15

A lawyer was on his deathbed
2002-08-14 | 4249 2.3 | 15

Rescue
2002-07-05 | 11678 3.0 | 14

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