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Christian Joke of the Day

Join the Army of the Lord

A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door, as he always is, to shake hands. He grabbed my friend by
the hand and pulled him aside. The Pastor said to him, “You need to join the Army of the Lord!”

My friend replied, “I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor.”

Pastor questioned, “How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?”

He whispered back, “I'm in the secret service.”

Jokes about Christianity & Religion

To My Loving Wife

2002-07-23 | 104254

3.8 | 5877

An Atheist

2002-08-14 | 77081

3.5 | 3918

Where is God?

2002-08-03 | 57402

3.8 | 1930

Heavenly Voice Mail

2002-09-29 | 64068

3.2 | 1370

The Cowboy and the Preacher

2002-07-17 | 34670

2.6 | 762

Bumper Stickers

2002-07-17 | 42135

2.5 | 747

The Confession Session

2002-08-03 | 29063

2.9 | 711

He who is without sin

2002-09-02 | 47306

2.8 | 707

Long Hair

2002-07-14 | 35105

2.8 | 672

Kids on the Old and New Testaments

2002-08-23 | 41423

3.7 | 490

Do You Pray Before Eating?

2002-07-15 | 28601

2.7 | 429

No meat on Friday

2002-06-22 | 38768

3.1 | 411

The Atheist and the Shark

2002-07-22 | 24460

3.6 | 383

A Jew and a Christian

2002-07-19 | 21058

2.0 | 347

George and Moses

2002-08-03 | 18260

3.0 | 344

Top Ten Reasons Eve Was Created

2002-08-14 | 34901

3.0 | 325

The Preacher's Donkey

2002-08-02 | 19730

3.8 | 320

What denomination?

2002-06-22 | 27584

2.4 | 306

Fat Theology

2002-06-11 | 40008

2.5 | 283

The Pope and the Jew

2002-06-22 | 27274

3.5 | 282

An Engineer in Hell

2002-08-17 | 22069

3.5 | 246

Ten Commandments

2002-08-06 | 18494

3.0 | 243

Jesus was a woman

2002-09-21 | 26867

3.3 | 231

Cat and Mouse

2002-08-03 | 13992

2.9 | 223

A man arrived at the gates of Heaven.

2003-01-09 | 13714

2.9 | 197

Depression

2002-07-13 | 18686

2.5 | 195

A Christian lady who lived next door to an atheist

2005-07-21 | 7451

2.7 | 190

Christmas Eve Accident

2002-12-04 | 20196

2.3 | 190

Praise the Lord!

2002-07-22 | 19091

3.2 | 182

The Christmas Story

2002-07-05 | 19250

2.6 | 174

Holidays

2002-08-03 | 6791

2.2 | 169

Honor Thy Brother

2002-07-19 | 13036

2.9 | 157

Jesus and Satan

2002-07-22 | 17155

3.3 | 155

The Bible According to Kids

2002-07-19 | 15331

3.8 | 152

The Lord's Prayer

2002-07-19 | 15966

2.4 | 151

Useless in the Parking Lot

2002-07-15 | 17506

3.1 | 136

God Will Take Care Of Me

2002-07-25 | 13009

3.2 | 120

Just a Little Help

2003-01-14 | 8978

2.5 | 119

Be Careful Following The Crowd

2002-07-14 | 11468

3.2 | 118

Baptism

2002-08-14 | 13193

2.4 | 114

Cowboy Joe

2002-07-10 | 16811

2.9 | 108

One Easter Sunday

2002-08-06 | 10393

1.9 | 108

The End is Near

2002-07-23 | 14054

3.4 | 103

Money for the Preacher

2002-07-20 | 10125

2.6 | 100

The Seagull

2002-07-20 | 7968

2.6 | 98

Golden Phone

2002-07-15 | 12420

2.7 | 94

Baseball in Heaven

2002-07-20 | 9037

3.1 | 90

Pearly Gates

2002-08-03 | 6914

3.8 | 88

Pain in the Side

2002-08-06 | 12099

3.2 | 88

You Might be a Southern Baptist...

2002-11-22 | 13591

3.1 | 88

Turkey Penance

2002-08-25 | 13862

2.9 | 88

Church Signs

2002-07-20 | 11204

3.8 | 85

Lot

2002-07-20 | 6195

2.1 | 83

The Pope, Billy Graham, and Oral Roberts

2002-09-08 | 11600

3.3 | 76

This is Heaven

2002-07-20 | 13423

3.2 | 76

Mark 17

2002-07-20 | 8142

3.5 | 75

The Photographer

2002-07-15 | 9029

2.9 | 75

An Old Leaf

2002-07-20 | 6452

1.9 | 75

The New Moses

2002-12-31 | 6224

2.2 | 73

Ice Fishing

2002-07-14 | 8574

2.4 | 72

Sudden Death

2002-08-23 | 10277

3.1 | 67

Say the Blessing

2002-07-20 | 8322

2.7 | 65

Lord's Prayer

2005-07-30 | 5994

2.5 | 64

Sunday School

2002-08-14 | 7315

2.9 | 60

A Rare Book

2002-08-26 | 14721

2.5 | 60

Professional Painter

2002-09-02 | 16916

2.6 | 59

Prayer

2002-07-19 | 8748

3.1 | 58

A cab driver reaches the Pearly Gates ...

2005-07-24 | 7349

3.4 | 57

Afraid of the Dark

2002-07-15 | 8327

2.3 | 54

A Walk by the Sea

2002-06-22 | 14509

2.3 | 52

Stuffed Pockets

2002-07-19 | 7100

2.3 | 52

Baptism

2005-07-26 | 6448

2.4 | 51

Jonah

2002-07-08 | 9929

3.6 | 49

Who's going to stop me?

2002-07-19 | 8612

1.8 | 48

Bear-Hunting Preacher

2002-07-08 | 9221

3.6 | 47

Pick a Hymn

2002-07-14 | 6515

2.8 | 47

Reverse Polygamy

2002-07-20 | 7140

3.1 | 46

Health Professionals in Heaven

2002-08-11 | 9503

2.9 | 46

Temperance

2002-07-20 | 4241

2.7 | 46

Johnny's Dust

2002-06-11 | 12813

3.3 | 44

Board Members

2002-07-15 | 5311

2.5 | 43

Get Your Own

2002-07-15 | 9447

3.6 | 41

Noah took unto himself a wife . . .

2001-11-26 | 12533

3.1 | 41

The Pope and the Business Man

2002-06-22 | 12431

2.9 | 41

Hit him again!

2002-07-08 | 10964

3.4 | 40

Good News And Bad News For A Pastor

2002-07-20 | 9213

2.9 | 40

Sunday Morning

2002-08-06 | 7488

3.5 | 39

A Texan died and went to heaven ...

2005-07-24 | 7600

2.5 | 39

God the Parent

2002-08-14 | 7033

3.4 | 38

How To Get To Heaven

2006-04-20 | 5132

3.0 | 37

Tyson Foods visits the Pope

2005-07-26 | 6246

2.9 | 35

Finding Jesus

2002-07-20 | 7069

2.8 | 35

For the Sick

2002-07-13 | 4730

3.1 | 34

Communion Practice

2005-07-26 | 2831

2.4 | 34

A Bucket of Nuts

2002-08-06 | 5985

3.5 | 33

Mice In The Church

2002-08-05 | 6874

3.5 | 33

You Can't Take It With You

2002-07-22 | 7245

2.8 | 33

Nervous Bride

2002-08-06 | 5765

2.2 | 33

Too Many Hypocrites

2005-07-24 | 6198

2.6 | 32

Lessons To Be Learned From Noah's Ark

2002-07-14 | 6774

2.7 | 31

Biblical Headlines Written by Today's Media

2002-08-03 | 7957

3.1 | 30

Bible Confusion

2002-08-11 | 6825

1.9 | 28

In a Minute

2002-07-04 | 8598

3.5 | 26

Lot's wife

2005-07-30 | 4775

3.2 | 25

Spelling Help

2002-06-11 | 12278

2.5 | 25

A priest was talking to a group of kids ...

0000-00-00 | 5892

3.2 | 23

In the Spirit

2002-07-05 | 7772

2.9 | 23

The Vow Of Silence

2002-07-20 | 4807

2.9 | 23

Yom Kippur

2002-07-05 | 7151

2.3 | 23

Joseph and Mary took Jesus with them to Jerusalem

2002-08-06 | 3588

2.1 | 23

Faith

2002-07-05 | 7993

2.6 | 20

How can I get to heaven?

2002-08-25 | 5442

3.3 | 18

God the Artist

2002-07-08 | 7871

3.2 | 18

Hospital Admission

2002-08-03 | 4776

2.9 | 18

Children's Moments Sermon

2005-07-26 | 3308

2.8 | 18

Father Joseph & Little Johnny

2005-07-15 | 2646

2.1 | 18

Charity Better Than Expected

2002-07-23 | 11341

1.9 | 18

Join the Army of the Lord

2005-07-26 | 5106

3.2 | 17

How The Media Would Cover The Apocalypse

2006-04-17 | 2579

3.1 | 17

Church Dictionary

2002-08-18 | 3889

2.6 | 17

Joseph and Mary took Jesus with them to Jerusalem

2005-07-26 | 2667

2.3 | 17

Three Hymns

2002-08-06 | 3180

3.7 | 16

The dying man

2005-07-29 | 3944

3.3 | 16

First Time in Church

2005-07-21 | 6681

3.2 | 16

True Stories

2002-08-03 | 4653

3.1 | 16

Signs on Church Property

2005-08-04 | 7706

3.7 | 15

Heaven Bound

2002-08-06 | 3775

2.7 | 15

A young minister

2005-07-23 | 3660

2.8 | 14

IRS Agents In Heaven

2002-07-25 | 4959

3.3 | 13

Inscribed in stone over doors of an old church ...

2005-07-24 | 4195

3.0 | 13

An airliner flew into a violent thunderstorm ...

2005-07-25 | 4503

2.6 | 13

A kindergartner was practicing spelling

2005-07-26 | 3859

2.6 | 12

A lawyer was on his deathbed

2002-08-14 | 2906

2.4 | 12

Do you want to go to heaven?

2002-08-06 | 3730

3.3 | 11

Church Hopping

2002-07-08 | 3740

2.5 | 10

Rescue

2002-07-05 | 8302

3.4 | 8

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