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After a long, dry sermon, the minister announced that he wished to meet with the church board following the close of the service.

The first man to arrive and greet the minister was a total stranger.

"You misunderstood my announcement. This is a meeting of the board members," explained the minister.

"I know," said the man, "but if there is anyone here more bored than I am, then I'd like to meet him."

Jokes about Christianity & Religion

To My Loving Wife

2002-07-23 | 140228

3.8 | 7990

An Atheist

2002-08-14 | 100629

3.4 | 4495

Where is God?

2002-08-03 | 83025

3.7 | 2664

Heavenly Voice Mail

2002-09-29 | 87523

3.2 | 1566

A kindergartner was practicing spelling

2005-07-26 | 20509

51.7 | 1268

He who is without sin

2002-09-02 | 80970

2.8 | 1108

The Cowboy and the Preacher

2002-07-17 | 49077

2.7 | 1067

Long Hair

2002-07-14 | 52076

2.6 | 1001

The Confession Session

2002-08-03 | 41288

2.9 | 942

Bumper Stickers

2002-07-17 | 50559

2.5 | 814

Do You Pray Before Eating?

2002-07-15 | 42647

2.7 | 671

Kids on the Old and New Testaments

2002-08-23 | 58145

3.8 | 608

No meat on Friday

2002-06-22 | 52295

3.1 | 495

The Atheist and the Shark

2002-07-22 | 32628

3.6 | 465

Top Ten Reasons Eve Was Created

2002-08-14 | 51335

3.0 | 461

A Jew and a Christian

2002-07-19 | 27991

1.9 | 454

The Preacher's Donkey

2002-08-02 | 28726

3.7 | 410

Fat Theology

2002-06-11 | 55903

2.5 | 402

The Pope and the Jew

2002-06-22 | 39246

3.5 | 386

Ten Commandments

2002-08-06 | 29103

2.9 | 384

George and Moses

2002-08-03 | 22246

3.0 | 365

A Christian lady who lived next door to an atheist

2005-07-21 | 13356

2.7 | 363

What denomination?

2002-06-22 | 35486

2.4 | 362

Holidays

2002-08-03 | 11914

2.1 | 357

An Engineer in Hell

2002-08-17 | 34038

3.4 | 342

Jesus was a woman

2002-09-21 | 46595

3.3 | 313

Cat and Mouse

2002-08-03 | 18810

2.9 | 283

Praise the Lord!

2002-07-22 | 30805

3.3 | 278

Depression

2002-07-13 | 27300

2.5 | 252

The Christmas Story

2002-07-05 | 26644

2.6 | 223

Christmas Eve Accident

2002-12-04 | 26138

2.2 | 223

A man arrived at the gates of Heaven.

2003-01-09 | 18562

2.9 | 221

Jesus and Satan

2002-07-22 | 23720

3.2 | 204

Honor Thy Brother

2002-07-19 | 17835

2.9 | 196

Baptism

2002-08-14 | 20461

2.5 | 190

The Lord's Prayer

2002-07-19 | 20713

2.3 | 177

The Bible According to Kids

2002-07-19 | 20386

3.8 | 172

Useless in the Parking Lot

2002-07-15 | 22158

3.1 | 155

Just a Little Help

2003-01-14 | 13407

2.4 | 149

One Easter Sunday

2002-08-06 | 14542

1.9 | 143

Be Careful Following The Crowd

2002-07-14 | 15592

3.2 | 138

God Will Take Care Of Me

2002-07-25 | 16631

3.2 | 135

Cowboy Joe

2002-07-10 | 23229

2.9 | 130

The End is Near

2002-07-23 | 17576

3.4 | 118

The Pope, Billy Graham, and Oral Roberts

2002-09-08 | 25910

3.3 | 116

Lord's Prayer

2005-07-30 | 10363

2.4 | 116

Pain in the Side

2002-08-06 | 16605

3.1 | 115

You Might be a Southern Baptist...

2002-11-22 | 18883

3.1 | 115

Money for the Preacher

2002-07-20 | 13700

2.6 | 115

Turkey Penance

2002-08-25 | 27999

2.8 | 113

The Seagull

2002-07-20 | 10333

2.7 | 110

Golden Phone

2002-07-15 | 15970

2.8 | 105

Church Signs

2002-07-20 | 15996

3.7 | 101

Pearly Gates

2002-08-03 | 9064

3.7 | 101

Baseball in Heaven

2002-07-20 | 11267

3.2 | 99

The Photographer

2002-07-15 | 12519

2.8 | 96

A Rare Book

2002-08-26 | 29503

2.6 | 90

The New Moses

2002-12-31 | 9025

2.1 | 90

Mark 17

2002-07-20 | 10486

3.6 | 85

Bear-Hunting Preacher

2002-07-08 | 15429

3.7 | 84

Lot

2002-07-20 | 7528

2.1 | 84

This is Heaven

2002-07-20 | 17460

3.2 | 83

Ice Fishing

2002-07-14 | 11546

2.5 | 82

An Old Leaf

2002-07-20 | 8121

1.9 | 81

A cab driver reaches the Pearly Gates ...

2005-07-24 | 10877

3.4 | 80

Sudden Death

2002-08-23 | 14023

3.1 | 80

Say the Blessing

2002-07-20 | 10902

2.8 | 79

Sunday Morning

2002-08-06 | 13425

3.3 | 78

Baptism

2005-07-26 | 9874

2.3 | 78

Sunday School

2002-08-14 | 10700

2.8 | 76

A Walk by the Sea

2002-06-22 | 19311

2.4 | 76

Professional Painter

2002-09-02 | 31231

2.7 | 70

Noah took unto himself a wife . . .

2001-11-26 | 18448

2.8 | 69

Prayer

2002-07-19 | 11655

3.1 | 67

Health Professionals in Heaven

2002-08-11 | 14464

3.0 | 65

Hit him again!

2002-07-08 | 15806

3.4 | 64

Afraid of the Dark

2002-07-15 | 10483

2.4 | 62

Reverse Polygamy

2002-07-20 | 9558

3.1 | 61

A Bucket of Nuts

2002-08-06 | 10227

3.3 | 58

Get Your Own

2002-07-15 | 12762

3.5 | 56

Tyson Foods visits the Pope

2005-07-26 | 9448

2.9 | 55

Pick a Hymn

2002-07-14 | 8672

2.9 | 55

A Texan died and went to heaven ...

2005-07-24 | 11501

2.7 | 55

Nervous Bride

2002-08-06 | 8928

2.1 | 54

Jonah

2002-07-08 | 13830

3.6 | 52

Johnny's Dust

2002-06-11 | 16743

2.9 | 52

Stuffed Pockets

2002-07-19 | 8601

2.3 | 52

Who's going to stop me?

2002-07-19 | 10203

1.9 | 52

The Pope and the Business Man

2002-06-22 | 17289

2.7 | 51

God the Parent

2002-08-14 | 10279

3.2 | 50

Good News And Bad News For A Pastor

2002-07-20 | 12934

2.8 | 50

Mice In The Church

2002-08-05 | 10218

3.4 | 47

Temperance

2002-07-20 | 5432

2.7 | 47

Board Members

2002-07-15 | 6870

2.6 | 47

Communion Practice

2005-07-26 | 4371

2.4 | 47

Too Many Hypocrites

2005-07-24 | 9409

2.7 | 46

How To Get To Heaven

2006-04-20 | 8094

3.2 | 45

Lessons To Be Learned From Noah's Ark

2002-07-14 | 9838

2.7 | 43

Bible Confusion

2002-08-11 | 10014

2.2 | 41

Finding Jesus

2002-07-20 | 9289

2.8 | 38

For the Sick

2002-07-13 | 6104

3.1 | 36

Lot's wife

2005-07-30 | 6819

3.1 | 35

Biblical Headlines Written by Today's Media

2002-08-03 | 10758

3.1 | 35

You Can't Take It With You

2002-07-22 | 8870

2.8 | 35

Faith

2002-07-05 | 10936

2.5 | 32

Hospital Admission

2002-08-03 | 7035

2.7 | 31

Yom Kippur

2002-07-05 | 9257

2.3 | 31

In a Minute

2002-07-04 | 11625

3.6 | 30

A priest was talking to a group of kids ...

0000-00-00 | 7996

3.2 | 30

The Vow Of Silence

2002-07-20 | 6382

2.8 | 30

Children's Moments Sermon

2005-07-26 | 5184

2.8 | 29

Charity Better Than Expected

2002-07-23 | 13300

2.1 | 29

In the Spirit

2002-07-05 | 10243

3.0 | 26

Spelling Help

2002-06-11 | 16528

2.5 | 25

First Time in Church

2005-07-21 | 9501

3.2 | 24

Joseph and Mary took Jesus with them to Jerusalem

2002-08-06 | 5097

2.1 | 24

Signs on Church Property

2005-08-04 | 10859

3.7 | 23

Join the Army of the Lord

2005-07-26 | 7204

3.1 | 23

Father Joseph & Little Johnny

2005-07-15 | 3823

2.5 | 23

The dying man

2005-07-29 | 6023

3.1 | 22

How can I get to heaven?

2002-08-25 | 6569

3.2 | 21

God the Artist

2002-07-08 | 10742

3.1 | 21

A young minister

2005-07-23 | 5563

2.8 | 21

How The Media Would Cover The Apocalypse

2006-04-17 | 4006

3.3 | 20

Heaven Bound

2002-08-06 | 6109

2.9 | 20

Joseph and Mary took Jesus with them to Jerusalem

2005-07-26 | 4015

2.4 | 20

Three Hymns

2002-08-06 | 5303

3.8 | 19

IRS Agents In Heaven

2002-07-25 | 6869

3.4 | 19

Church Dictionary

2002-08-18 | 5150

2.7 | 19

An airliner flew into a violent thunderstorm ...

2005-07-25 | 6941

2.5 | 19

True Stories

2002-08-03 | 6005

3.1 | 17

Inscribed in stone over doors of an old church ...

2005-07-24 | 6236

3.2 | 15

Do you want to go to heaven?

2002-08-06 | 5461

3.0 | 15

Church Hopping

2002-07-08 | 6686

2.7 | 15

A lawyer was on his deathbed

2002-08-14 | 4249

2.3 | 15

Rescue

2002-07-05 | 11678

3.0 | 14

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