<?xml version='1.0' ?><rss version='2.0' xmlns:rdf='http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns' xmlns:admin='http://webns.net/mvcb/' xmlns:dc='http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/' xmlns:slash='http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/' xmlns:wfw='http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/' xmlns:content='http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/'><channel><title>Basic Jokes: Bumper Stickers of the Day</title><link>http://www.basicjokes.com/</link><description>Clean Jokes for a Dirty World</description><language>en-us</language><docs>http://www.basicjokes.com/bumpersticker.xml</docs><image><title>Clean Jokes - Funny Quotes - Funny Cartoons</title><url>http://www.basicjokes.com/BasicJokesLogo.jpg</url><link>http://www.basicjokes.com/</link></image><item><title>Funny Bumper Stickers #4</title><link>http://www.basicjokes.com/djoke.php?id=9</link><description>Okay, who put a &quot;stop payment&quot; on my reality check? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;All generalizations are false, including this one. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;Criminal Lawyer&quot; is a redundancy. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now. </description></item></channel></rss>