The Joke The Christmas Parrot
Read the funny The Christmas Parrot joke in Animal Jokes to make you laugh out loud :) See how long you can go with a straight face :| after seeing the The Christmas Parrot joke at BasicJokes.com!
The Christmas Parrot
The Christmas Parrot Joke |
---|
What's The Joke The Christmas Parrot?
A guy walks into a store for some last-minute Christmas shopping, and sees a parrot for sale. He asks the clerk what the parrot's name is and the clerk tells him it's Chet. He also tells the man that this is one amazing parrot. If you put a match under his left foot, it sings "Jingle Bells," and if you put a match under its left foot, it sings "Deck the Halls."
The man thinks that is the coolest thing he's ever seen, so he decides to buy it for his wife. So he gets home, and puts it away. Then he wonders what will happen if he puts it a match between its legs, so he tries it, and the parrot starts singing "Chet's nuts roasting over an open fire..." |
More Jokes
Funny Jokes Of The Day
- Christian Drugs ‐ Jesus was worried about the drug …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Cheek ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, when you tell …
- Antique shop ‐ Yo' mama so stupid, she walked …
- Little Red Riding Hood Stunned by the Wolf ‐ Little Red Riding Hood walks through …
- Free Sex With Gas ‐ Two men saw a sign outside of a …
- 747 ‐ What's the difference between a …
- The Chinese Workman ‐ A building contracter hires an …
- Hipster Booty Call... Matching ‐ That sport jacket totally matches …
- Oh My God! ‐ There were three nuns talking and …
- Taking Ducks to Market ‐ Once there was a farmer with three …
- Jedi Nights ‐ Q: Why do they make glow in the …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Rehab ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, she had to …
- Walks Into a Bar... Horsing Around ‐ A farmer walks into a bar with …
- Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Master P ‐ Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought …
- Astrologer Booty Call... Planet ‐ My third planet is misaligned. …
- Clinton's Habits ‐ Perplexed White House staffers …
- Insulting Parrot ‐ A lady was walking past a pet store …
- The Newlywed Game ‐ A newlywed couple on their honeymoon …
- Yo' Mama Is So Ugly... TV ‐ Yo' Mama is so ugly, the only thing …
- The Blonde and the Deodorant ‐ The blonde walks into a drugstore …